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Fiddle-dee-dee! 8 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Okay, mom. I was just making a joke, but thanks for the lecture.

Fiddle-dee-dee! 8 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

What is this "college debt" you speak of?

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Super smash ultimate 3 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Would smash, ultimately.

No words left to say 2 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

No words left? Sounds like you're... stumped.

One in a melon 9 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

It's not nice. In fact it makes me feel melon-cholic.

Issued in public interest 6 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Don't listen to this guy. He just wants to keep you from getting isekai'd.

Amphibious baby's 9 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

And you think men have a choice? They fap not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

Amphibious baby's 9 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

And what about periods?

Bachelor party in a local swamp, Denmark 1 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

"WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP?!"

Sorry but there is no potato 1 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Nice post, 4 stars out of 5.

Choose your fighter 5 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Long ago, the four doggos lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the fire doggo decided to be a sneaky little fox.

Ladies and gentlemen - the current U.K. Leadership contenders 2 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Please, don't compare those two absolute clowns with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

The motherland always 4 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Anything but straight, actually.

This actually isnt bad 4 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Hmm, I sense fowl play afoot. But perhaps it is a poultry concern.

Spongebob nopants 7 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Then gulp down some pills and flail like a fish!

Sauce pls 4 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Exactly, it's vanilla; hence normies.

Spongebob nopants 7 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

If narcotic nausea be something you wish

Sauce pls 4 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Tentacles? Ugh, normies...

Spongebob nopants 7 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Abhorrent and sallow and dirt poor is he

Nero's transformation depicted in his coins 5 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Not pictured: the AD 2017 coin, which depicts Nero as a sword-wielding umu girl.

Redemption arc 2 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

I salute thee, Pepe: he who is without hope, but who bestows hope onto others!

For the easily offended 4 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Thank you, Admiral.

Marketing is ridiculous! 6 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

People in medicine commercials get Pokémon? Welp, guess I know what job I'm applying for next.

For the easily offended 4 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Or, shit-talkers.

Boris Johnson's first Job 1864 6 comments

happy_frog · 5 years ago

Not buyin' it. The prostitute has way better hair, and is a snappier dresser.