Well, Higgs bosons are created by excitations of the Higgs field; so there's potential.

We must go deeper: lewd... the Higgs boson.

"Snippin's a good job, mate. It's challengin' work, outadoors, I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. Cuz at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, some one is gonna wan' some one dead."

Just don't get it in her hair.

Just to clarify, I do NOT condone mass murder or bullying. This was merely a joke.
I know, both are serious subjects that shouldn't be joked about. But you musn't forget that humor is a defense mechanism (and this is presumably a humor site)
And given the apparent apathy shown towards both these topics in parts of the world most affected by them, I (in my great arrongance) thought a snide remark would help me (and others) deal with this rather unsavory reality.
TL;DR: It's a joke.

*Mettaton voice* Ooh, yeees!

Oh sweet Toad in Heaven! Are you still going?

Okay, mom. I was just making a joke, but thanks for the lecture.

It's not nice. In fact it makes me feel melon-cholic.

And you think men have a choice? They fap not because it is easy, but because it is hard.