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Hippity hoppity

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Glad we got the picture 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I tried black licorice once. It tastes like spicy rubber.
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Cute evidence 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Um, yes, I iz poof. Pls, belief, hoomans."
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Neonatal research 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You're lucky. I was born at age 6, without a face.
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And it is only begining 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, Higgs bosons are created by excitations of the Higgs field; so there's potential.
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And it is only begining 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
We must go deeper: lewd... the Higgs boson.
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And it is only begining 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The only surprising thing about this, is that people still find it surprising.
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We support you Otto! 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Vive la Pepvolution!
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Number 15, putting vaseline in their undies 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Snippin's a good job, mate. It's challengin' work, outadoors, I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. Cuz at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, some one is gonna wan' some one dead."
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Accept this token of wholesome gratitude 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Turtles are good people.
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I think I downloaded the wrong Spider-man movie 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Just don't get it in her hair.
Number 15, putting vaseline in their undies 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Just to clarify, I do NOT condone mass murder or bullying. This was merely a joke.
I know, both are serious subjects that shouldn't be joked about. But you musn't forget that humor is a defense mechanism (and this is presumably a humor site)
And given the apparent apathy shown towards both these topics in parts of the world most affected by them, I (in my great arrongance) thought a snide remark would help me (and others) deal with this rather unsavory reality.
TL;DR: It's a joke.
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Number 15, putting vaseline in their undies 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Bullies? Oh, you mean future moving targets.
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" Its all in the mind " 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
*Mettaton voice* Ooh, yeees!
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Suspicion intensifies 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
She turns blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye?
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Thoughts? 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well now, I feel attacked and oppressed. But I'm sure I'll persevere through all hardship on my merit alone. After all, I couldn't possibly be wrong, could I?
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Fiddle-dee-dee! 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh sweet Toad in Heaven! Are you still going?
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Fiddle-dee-dee! 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Okay, mom. I was just making a joke, but thanks for the lecture.
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Fiddle-dee-dee! 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
What is this "college debt" you speak of?
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Super smash ultimate 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Would smash, ultimately.
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No words left to say 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No words left? Sounds like you're... stumped.
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One in a melon 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's not nice. In fact it makes me feel melon-cholic.
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Issued in public interest 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't listen to this guy. He just wants to keep you from getting isekai'd.
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Amphibious baby's 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And you think men have a choice? They fap not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
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Amphibious baby's 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And what about periods?
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Bachelor party in a local swamp, Denmark 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"WHAT are you doing in my SWAMP?!"
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