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happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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Brutal 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Deadmau5?
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Family Tree ! 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Family reunions be like.
Not pictured: me, hiding in the dankest and darkest room in the house.
Obey the Hypnotoad! 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Must... upvote... Hypnotoad.
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No one expects the Mario Inquisition 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
The guy wears a frog suit, and stomps on turtles. No, I do not believe I'm safe.
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Part ii 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Oh, Eastern Europe, you and your exorbitant amount of pickles.
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Mah man 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
W3ll 1 C4NT R34D 1T, 1T5 T00 L33T 4 M3.
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Fantasea! 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
No, for he was just a poor boy.
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We call it "wednesday night" 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
You need workplace experience to get your first job.
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The cat touched some bobs and saved a life 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Cat-agorically! But remember to give it proper training, otherwise things might turn into a cat-astrophe.
I know med school is though, but this kitty is no pussy. She'll keep at it until her eyes get cat-aracts.
In short, she's just the cat's meow!
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Glad we got the picture 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
I tried black licorice once. It tastes like spicy rubber.
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Cute evidence 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"Um, yes, I iz poof. Pls, belief, hoomans."
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Neonatal research 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
You're lucky. I was born at age 6, without a face.
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And it is only begining 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Well, Higgs bosons are created by excitations of the Higgs field; so there's potential.
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And it is only begining 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
We must go deeper: lewd... the Higgs boson.
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And it is only begining 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
The only surprising thing about this, is that people still find it surprising.
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We support you Otto! 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Vive la Pepvolution!
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Number 15, putting vaseline in their undies 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"Snippin's a good job, mate. It's challengin' work, outadoors, I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. Cuz at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, some one is gonna wan' some one dead."
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Accept this token of wholesome gratitude 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Turtles are good people.
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I think I downloaded the wrong Spider-man movie 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Just don't get it in her hair.
Number 15, putting vaseline in their undies 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Just to clarify, I do NOT condone mass murder or bullying. This was merely a joke.
I know, both are serious subjects that shouldn't be joked about. But you musn't forget that humor is a defense mechanism (and this is presumably a humor site)
And given the apparent apathy shown towards both these topics in parts of the world most affected by them, I (in my great arrongance) thought a snide remark would help me (and others) deal with this rather unsavory reality.
TL;DR: It's a joke.
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Number 15, putting vaseline in their undies 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Bullies? Oh, you mean future moving targets.
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" Its all in the mind " 11 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
*Mettaton voice* Ooh, yeees!
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Suspicion intensifies 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
She turns blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye?
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Thoughts? 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Well now, I feel attacked and oppressed. But I'm sure I'll persevere through all hardship on my merit alone. After all, I couldn't possibly be wrong, could I?
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Fiddle-dee-dee! 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Oh sweet Toad in Heaven! Are you still going?
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