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Almost as Good as Avocado Toast 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
These boomers and their baseless ass-umptions and anal retentive attitudes.
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Sorry for the shitty phone meme 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Don't be sorry. It's nice when someone acknowledges good teachers, few and far between as they may be.
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Just a fact 11 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
My anti-depressants are harder to swallow than this. Of course it's not an excuse, but it often is a reason.
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Representationmatters 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Most murderers are men, that's a fact. If we're going for gender equality, we definitely need more female murderers.
Basically, there are enough lady-killers and ladykillers. We need more lady killers.
(I hope people realize this is a joke)
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Great gift 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
DJ Katled.
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"A little to the left and it's a purrfect shot" 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
It might appear that way at first, unless you consider that the cheetah is the photography instructor.
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Still believed that a year into getting my drivers license 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"We love you no matter what."
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The scungle is then smoothed out with a bunch of shleem 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Isn't nature majestic.
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AJEM 31 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
You know what? You're right. And I'm not just saying that 'cause I have no interest in replying any further.
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I’m ready to go 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Yes, but did you die?
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AJEM 31 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
I see what you're trying to get at. But, lemme ask you this: are furries zoophiles? Or, does liking lesbian porn make you a lesbian?
Also, you seem well-versed in medical terminology. Could you perhaps tell me what the clinical term for some one who can't distinguish between fantasy and reality might be?
Classic 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Malcolm, we need to juice.
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AJEM 31 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Oh my goodness! Is it like your mission in life to lecture me on every comment I make?
Also, you said that desire alone is enough for a diagnosis, even if it's towards something imaginary.
By that logic, wanting to kill enemies in a game would indeed make you a psychopath. Or, playing Pokémon would mean you actually want to have animals fight each other.
AJEM 31 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Good point. Just like drawn violence is still violence, you murderous psychopath.
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Want sum potatoes? :3 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
It's my little Ukrainian lady. Please, please bring me some potatoes.
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So hare to reamber 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
That's nothing. Some people still don't know what Obama's last name is.
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They ain't the sharpest tool in shed 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
You'll never know if you don't go.
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Gotta start early 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Never neglect your catducation.
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In Ireland, we have 'dare' road signs instead of limits 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Plot twist: It's actually 10.0 km/h.
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Indeed a virgin 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Um, maybe she adopted?
That, or immaculate conception.
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Little spain 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
I feel your pain, little Spain.
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Smells like fish and make the seal happy 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Does it have your seal of approval?
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I still cannot get over how big that screen is. 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Imagine if some one hacked it and started streaming hentai.
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Never forgetti 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
I liked Spore. My species were the Winged Pickles of planet Cucumbria.
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What the f**k ? 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Pepesaur, use Razor Feel!
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