Note: Bobbie died on the way back to his planet.

I can teach you what you're doing wrong, but I have to charge.

It's even more dangerous when mixed with dihydrogen monoxide and carbonic acid.

But of horse.

It true. Don't heck with karate buggo.

For me, it's definitely the Carcharodontosaurus. It's like a T-rex, but on steroids.

He's doing it 'cause it's very hipportant to him.

I choose... the Pizza Party!

Ba dee ya, say do you remember
Ba dee ya, sucking dicks forever?
Ba dee ya, never a cock away.

I still play it from time to time. Got a shiny Kyogre recently.

Nice try, but I've built up an immunity.

These boomers and their baseless ass-umptions and anal retentive attitudes.

Don't be sorry. It's nice when someone acknowledges good teachers, few and far between as they may be.

My anti-depressants are harder to swallow than this. Of course it's not an excuse, but it often is a reason.

Most murderers are men, that's a fact. If we're going for gender equality, we definitely need more female murderers.
Basically, there are enough lady-killers and ladykillers. We need more lady killers.
(I hope people realize this is a joke)

DJ Katled.

"We love you no matter what."

Isn't nature majestic.