"Conraua goliath" - the biggest chonk. The largest known frog species, weighing up to 3.5 kg. Despite their formidable stature, they are threaten by habitat loss and harvesting for food and the pet trade. Thus they are only found in a narrow range in Cameroon and Equatorial Guinea. (They seem to enjoy the show 'Gargoyles,' and they appear to have an aversion to people named David)

"Litoria caerulea" - also called the dumpy tree frog, or less commonly dickfingers. The first frog that shows up when you google 'frog' (as of this post). Their docile nature and resistance to disease makes them popular pets, as well important specimens in medicinal research. (They're essentially froggo-cattos, but less fluffy and more squishy)

If only you knew the power of the Daft Side.

Caligula approves.

I fail to see the problem.

"Ugh, kids today." - Old people today

The duck don't give a dang.

The last thing you'd want in your Waitrose Lettuce Bag is a frog, but apparently that's what you get. (No worries though, the frog was rescued and relocated by the RSPCA)

I find this very appealing. Let's hope he doesn't slip up.

Cute tummy though. Would rub. (With permission, of course)

If they hate it so much, why are they sticking around?

"Bombina orientalis" - also called the tuti toad, not be confused with 'tutti frutti toad.' The fire in their belly comes from unwavering determination, as well the beta-carotene acquired from the small arthropods in their diet. (Orange you glad they're only mildly irritating to humans?)

About as useful at stopping disasters as their urban counterparts: Thots and Players.

"Lithobates onca" - the rare rawr frog. Originally found along most of the Colorado River, they are now only found around Lake Mead, Nevada. Their small numbers are due to habitat loss and invasive species. (This frog does not actually rawr, nor will they attempt to clap alien cheeks)

That's sad. Try "Chop Suey" by System Of A Down.

Tiddies may prevent shooting, but we all know only flat girls will bring us justice.

Y'arrr, me hearties! This be our old mate "Rana temporaria" (European common brown frog) gettin' down to some good ol' clutch piracy. This be when one or more lads try t'find a clutch of eggs an' fertilize any that haven't been seeded durin' the dock rockin'. Be warned, this only be observed in yonder Pyrenees Mountains, where the lads outnumber the lasses 4 to 1.

Don't say you necromance, unless you got the necropants.

"Slow down! I wanna get there, but I wanna get there alive!"

Gotta save them Potions for the Elite Four, and the League Champion.