Japan's always one step ahead.

Personally, I'd go for Palutena.

"Dyscophus antongilii" - also called the crapaud rouge de Madagascar. Despite their juicy and ripe appearance, you would not want them on your salad. This is because, when threatened they secrete a white substance from their skin which is both toxic and very sticky. (After lemurs bite this frog, they often find they cannot move it, move it)

These types of jokes really lift my spirit.

"Anaxyrus woodhousii" - a picture of majesty and elegance. This robust and stoic bonk is found throughout the United States and Mexico. (They are frequently adopted by British butlers who have to deal with nymphomaniac trigger-happy man-children, and are commonly given the name Reggie)

Instead of 'ara ara,' does she go 'rawra rawra?'

UmU

"Conraua goliath" - the biggest chonk. The largest known frog species, weighing up to 3.5 kg. Despite their formidable stature, they are threaten by habitat loss and harvesting for food and the pet trade. Thus they are only found in a narrow range in Cameroon and Equatorial Guinea. (They seem to enjoy the show 'Gargoyles,' and they appear to have an aversion to people named David)

"Litoria caerulea" - also called the dumpy tree frog, or less commonly dickfingers. The first frog that shows up when you google 'frog' (as of this post). Their docile nature and resistance to disease makes them popular pets, as well important specimens in medicinal research. (They're essentially froggo-cattos, but less fluffy and more squishy)

If only you knew the power of the Daft Side.

Caligula approves.

I fail to see the problem.

"Ugh, kids today." - Old people today

The duck don't give a dang.

The last thing you'd want in your Waitrose Lettuce Bag is a frog, but apparently that's what you get. (No worries though, the frog was rescued and relocated by the RSPCA)

I find this very appealing. Let's hope he doesn't slip up.

Cute tummy though. Would rub. (With permission, of course)

If they hate it so much, why are they sticking around?

"Bombina orientalis" - also called the tuti toad, not be confused with 'tutti frutti toad.' The fire in their belly comes from unwavering determination, as well the beta-carotene acquired from the small arthropods in their diet. (Orange you glad they're only mildly irritating to humans?)

About as useful at stopping disasters as their urban counterparts: Thots and Players.