Goldblum, uh, finds a way.

What 10 year-old would think beer is a treasure? Now whiskey on the other hand...

Yay! It seems that there are people in the world who share the dolphins' intellect.

"Beelzebufo ampinga" - the biggest bonk to ever thonk. It's believed that their maw was so big, they could feed on baby crocodiles and small dinosaurs. Their closest living relatives today are the South American horned frogs. (It is whispered that at this time of year, spook lords summon the powers of these frogs when riding against the fuck bois)

The skeleton of a Goliath frog (Conraua goliath), the largest known frog species. An essential part of any skeleton army. (They're not extinct, but they are endangered. So sadly, there are plenty of these to go around)

"The ability to destroy a couch is insignificant next to the power of the furce."

"Incilius periglenes" - the poster child for extinction. This tiny toad lived only in a small area north of Monteverde, Costa Rica. They have been gone for 30 years (the last sighting was in 1989) Once the face of Costa Rica's biodiversity, they now serve as reminders of the fragility of life and the need for conservation efforts. (On a brighter note, sometimes species previously thought extinct have been occasionally rediscovered, so maybe someday these jungle jewels will shine again)

Me, an intellectual: "Affirmative! Affirmative!... Sorry I arrived prematurely."

"BLeSsed aRe tHe meEK, fOR tHey sHAll eNHeriT tHe EArtH."

Oh, no. It's the rare but deadly Snekaren!

An orca?

Chytridiomycosis is a disease caused by chytrid fungi (such as "Batrachochytrium dendrobatidis" and "Batrachochytrium salamandrivorans") Pictured: A Spencer's tree frog ("Litoria spenceri") being swabbed to check for the disease.
Symptoms include extreme lethargy and shedding of skin, as well cysts within the skin in which the fungal spores grow, and from which they emerge and spread. Interestingly, infected individuals will still try to mate, and it's been suggested that the fungus actually makes their calls more attractive.
(I got no joke, this thing has driven dozens of frog species to extinction worldwide. But there is hope: certain frogs with specific types of bacteria in their skin do seem to be immune. Researchers are hoping to find a way to combat the disease by studying them)

Is that the original Prince of Persia? Imma have a nostalgiattack.

"Ssssempai noticcccced me!"

You'll floof, too.

What, no Dutch angle?

Alternatively, 'Another One' and 'The Dust.'

Actually, they do speak it. Not well, but Amaterasu bless them, they try.

An extinct species of disk-tongued frog, closely related to the modern day midwife toads. This almost complete skeleton is from the Cretaceous, and was discovered in China. (Legend says that when the moon is right, the frog resurrects and starts DJing)

Tummies are the best, 'cause they're the most wubable.