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Hippity hoppity

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Grey boi knows his place 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh, trust me. This sparks the most joyous of joy.
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Why 21 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Crappière.
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The more you know 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I don't know. Seems like a lot of BS to me.
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Froggo Fren #33/Spooktober Day 12 - Vampire Flying Frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Rhacophorus vampyrus" - bleh! I vant to drink your... eggs? Yeah, they don't really go for blood. But the tadpoles of this Vietnamese tree frog do have fangs on their lower jaw, and they do eat any unfertilized eggs in their clutch. (If you're in a forest in Vietnam and the trees start speaking ribbit, you better run)
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Grey boi knows his place 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Respect the aloe, and frogs will follow. Such say the ancient texts.
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Oh noooo 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I can't... believe it!
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Spiders and frogs 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Hasn't this already been posted? Not that I mind; always happy to see tiny frog.
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Play the Xanax Blues 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"You play it, you get $100.000.000. But 100.000.000 people will die."
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Doot that thing! 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Best time of the year for doot.
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Froggo Fren #32/Spooktober Day 11 - Reticulated Glass Frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Hyalinobatrachium valerioi" - also called the La Palma glass frog. Found in Colombia and Ecuador, this frog does not shatter under pressure. In fact, males are known to guard their egg clutches 24 hours a day. (You may think you can see right through them. But if you take a closer look, you'll find they definitely got guts)
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You'r god damned right 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Heisenberg.
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Fingernails 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
We get it. No need to hammer it in.
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The Germans are big on descriptive words 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Genauso. Ist Deutsch nicht ein wunderschöne Sprache?
Tatra mountains, poland 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Cozy.
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Froggo Fren #31/Spooktober Day 10 - Brrrraaaiiinnnsss! 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Very good question. I'm by no means an expert (just a frog fan), but as far as I can tell it's because they're fairly wide-spread (at least they were in the 50's) and because they're easy to keep and breed (much like lab mice) Also, they're valuable in other areas of study as well. For instance, some of the enzymes they produce could be used to treat brain and lung tumors.
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Froggo Fren #31/Spooktober Day 10 - Brrrraaaiiinnnsss! 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The brain of a northern leopard frog (Lithobates pipiens, or Rana pipiens in some sources) This brave and noble frog's noodle has been the subject of much research since the 1950's. In fact, some the earliest data in neuroscience comes directly from studying it. (NSFW, 'cause some people are put off by the idea of brains)
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Froggo Fren #30/Spooktober Day 9 - Glowy Flying Skelly 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
An X-ray of a Wallace's flying frog (Rhacophorus nigropalmatus) Truly, this shows that they posses both inner and outer beauty. (Also, just in case you thought bat skeletons weren't scary, imagine these swooping around at night)
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F**king furries 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Huh. So 'Felidae' got a game? Pretty obscure source material, but I'm not complaining.
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Killers! 16 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Survive? Ha! In my dreams.
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From the 2019 Halloween Collection #11 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"You're looking into the future, Chuck."
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Froggo Fren #29/Spooktober Day 8 - Rose's Ghost Frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Heleophryne rosei" - a sneaky but pretty little croaker. One of the 6 species of ghost frogs found in Skeleton Gorge. Their habitat is threatened by pine plantations (much like how Spooks are threatened by Padorus) If it keeps up, they might end up being nothing more than ghosts. (It is believed that at one point, they did go extinct. But a large pink alien lady brought them back to life. Don't let her efforts go to waste)
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You gotta believe me! 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Be that an angel?
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Froggo Fren #28/Spooktober Day 7 - Little Lucky Spook 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A charm made from the skeleton of an East Asian bullfrog (Hoplobatrachus rugulosus), also known as the lucky frog. (Why is it in a glass case? 'Cause they're always after me lucky charms)
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Bruhh 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I guess I can't oπne then.
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Let's make it to Hot! 24 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You can't fool me. We all know your true identity is Captain Hair.
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