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Hippity hoppity

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I have questions... 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It'll be even worse if the buffalo gals decide to come out tonight.
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Froggo Fren #47/Spooktober Day 26 - Legs for Days 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A French chef's dream come true? Not really. Since this deformity observed in the Pacific chorus frogs (Pseudacris regilla) is caused by parasitic worms embedding themselves in their tadpoles. (To make matters worse, these frogs are often disqualified from tap dance contents for having a perceived "unfair advantage")
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Welcome back, smol friend 21 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yeah, but at least Jerry got to be right for once.
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Froggo Fren #46/ Spooktober Day 25 - Gastric-Brooding Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Pictured: The miracle of birth. There were only two species of gastric-brooding frogs (or platypus frogs) known to have existed: the southern gastric-brooding frog (Rheobatrachus silus) and the northern gastric-brooding frog (Rheobatrachus vitellinus). And yes, I said "were." Both species are extinct. They were the only known species of frogs in which the females incubated their eggs in their stomach. The tadpoles would remain in the mother's stomach until fully developed, at which point they would be birthed through her mouth. (These froglings were glad their mom swallowed them)
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On a positive note, a project was begun in 2013, called Project Lazarus (no relation to the Pit) which attempts to revive the species by cloning using DNA from frozen specimens. (A certain Mr. al Ghul seems to be involved, but he has declined to comment)
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Seems true 19 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't care. Just happy to see Froppy.
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Makes no got damn frankinsense 19 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"I brought you frankincense."
"Thank you."
"And I brought you myrrh."
"Thank you."
"Myrrh-der."
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Froggo Fren #45/Spooktober Day 24 - Long-Nosed Horned Frog 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Semper ri(bbit).
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Froggo Fren #45/Spooktober Day 24 - Long-Nosed Horned Frog 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Megophrys nasuta" - this is not the face of mercy. Another living relative of the devil frog (as if it weren't obvious), they are also called Malayan leaf frogs due to the fact that their dorsal side resembles a dead leaf. This provides them with ideal camouflage on the forest floor. Despite their threatening appearance, their call is less so, sounding something like a car horn. (It is said their nose is big because they were cursed by fairy so that it would grow whenever they lied)
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Onichichi 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I plot to watch hentai.
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Spider of the year goes to : Bob 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Is he related to Lucas by any chance?
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Mine is: Congratulations General you've been promoted! 21 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Game over! Yeeeeeeaaaahhh!"
Being a supreme human being is not an easy job 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Soy le Überhombre! Vous werden bow ore- sama no mae!
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Froggo Fren #44/Spooktober Day 23 - Mutant Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
When you stare into the maw of the abyss, it stares back. This chthonic-looking toad is actually quite harmless, and was discovered by two little girls in a garden in Ontario, Canada. Their condition (known as a macromutation) is supposedly caused by a parasitic worm (Ribeiroia ondatrae). Despite their malformation, the toad was otherwise perfectly healthy, capable of both using their vision and feeding. (It's believed they subside solely on a see-food diet)
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Got em 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No quieres?
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Oh canada 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You'd think this would count as a cold-hearted crime. But as it turns out, it's snow problem.
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The Lorde's diet 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Maybe it's because the first English-speaking people to try it thought it had a spongy texture.
The Lorde's diet 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's a sponge gourd. And hey, you're Vietnamese?
Crikey mate 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
So help me, I will unleash all my Electric-types.
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Froggo Fren #43/Spooktober Day 22 - Ghost Glass Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Sachatamia ilex" - what you did there, they see it. Unrelated to the ghost frogs of Skeleton Gorge, this little spook is found in Central America. Like most glass frogs, their skin is translucent, though they can vary the intensity of their green pigmentation. Their call is a clicking noise repeated every few minutes. (Not unlike some one scrolling a funny image site using a mouse)
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Midweek with Terry 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Lotsa people swimmin' up there. Ah could pig out if Ah wan'ed to. But Ah'm watchin' mah weight 'cause Ah don' wanna spend the 4th of July alone again."
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Froggo Fren #42/Spooktober Day 21 - Deep Dream Frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Frog-Sothoth knows the gate. Frog-Sothoth is the gate. Frog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Frog-Sothoth."
- H.P. Lovecroak
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The frog is real, but the imagery is made using special software... or is it??? (Yes, yes it is) Not much to say about it, I just thought it looked cool and spooky. (If you don't feel like sleeping, there's also a video)
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Thus, "Whomst'd've" 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yes, a most cogniferous pontification with splendiferous implications.
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Yeet skeet repeat 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Do... do you not?
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Bakugou in a nutshell 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I'm noticing a distinct lack of Froppy in this comic.
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Froggo Fren #41/Spooktober Day 20 - Mapinguari Clown Tree Frog 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The joke is that there is no joke. It's a reference to the new "Joker" movie (y'know, 'cause the frog's a clown)
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