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Shrek 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Looks like your NNN is just about... ogre.
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Aglet 11 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
No, it's because of Question. I also know their true purpose is sinister.
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Dogs interview 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
My favorite one is Deputy Azor:
"What do you intend to testify to today?"
"*Sniff* *Sniff* *Sniff* *Lick* *Lick* *Sniff* *Sniff*"
Such moving words.
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"What do you intend to testify to today?"
"*Sniff* *Sniff* *Sniff* *Lick* *Lick* *Sniff* *Sniff*"
Such moving words.
Ever since its back on netflix 11 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Good question. Probably Nintendo. They've had their ups and downs, but most people agree that Breath of the Wild was good. And, I'm sure few would scoff at an Avatar game made in that style.
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What a sausage fest 4 comments
Baby Elephant having a "Run to the Beach, Dunk your face in the Ocean" kind of day 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
My naem is phant
I find some sand
And in it,
I do a face-plant.
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The water come
It cool me down.
Must raise up trunk,
Or else I drown.
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Am in a mood,
But will eat food
And then
Will all be again good.
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I find some sand
And in it,
I do a face-plant.
-
The water come
It cool me down.
Must raise up trunk,
Or else I drown.
-
Am in a mood,
But will eat food
And then
Will all be again good.
Wholesome locksmith 6 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"How did you do that? And why did you only charge me $28?"
"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
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"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
No-Frog November 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
So I'll be taking a break from frogs for the month. I know, I know. But during this month, everyone gives up something they like, so they can be all the more thankful for it when it's over. Good luck with whatever you're giving up!
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Also, thank you all for the positivity during Spooktober, and in general. I'm glad you enjoyed my frens. (And, I'm aware of the irony of posting a frog to indicate that I won't be posting frogs. I never said giving them up would be easy)
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Also, thank you all for the positivity during Spooktober, and in general. I'm glad you enjoyed my frens. (And, I'm aware of the irony of posting a frog to indicate that I won't be posting frogs. I never said giving them up would be easy)
Warlocks need to sleep, also 8 comments
Froggo Fren #52/Spooktober Day 31 - The Big Scare 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
The ultimate frog house of horrors: a French restaurant. More specifically, the "Le Frog" (not kidding) restaurant in Nice, France. Despite its location, most frogs would not find it nice at all. Who can tell what heinous atrocities have been perpetrated against frogkind behind those chic roadside doors. (Even worse, many poor naïve frogs get lured to their doom by misinterpreting the signs which say "We Serve Frogs")
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This concludes this hopping Spooktober. 'Hope it brought you some scares, and maybe some smiles. Happy Halloween!
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Edited 4 years ago
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This concludes this hopping Spooktober. 'Hope it brought you some scares, and maybe some smiles. Happy Halloween!
Froggo Fren #51/Spooktober Day 30 - Warning: Extremely Spooky Content 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Haunted Froppy plushie that wraps its tongue around you and asks to be friends. (Tomorrow, the Big Scare)
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Froggo Fren #50/Spooktober Day 29 - Eastern Ghost Frog 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Heleophryne orientalis" - harasho, droog. Much has changed since the wall came down in Skeleton Gorge. Though we prosper thanks to capitalism, the comrades of old seem but shadows of the past. (But at least we still have Adidas and hard bass)
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The worst Is that you can see its in perfection 12 comments
Froggo Fren #49/Spooktober Day 28 - Luzon Fanged Frog 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Limnonectes macrocephalus" - why, yes, they are peering into your soul. However, they will not steal it. This frog is found only in the Philippines, and despite their vampiric appearance, they're completely harmless. It's believed that their fangs help them hold on to slippery prey such as fish. (That, or they were bitten by a French vampire who was looking for exotic flavors)
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Such lucky little boy 3 comments
Froggo Fren #48/Spooktober Day 27 - Spongy Spikey Skull 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
The skull of a Greening's frog (Corythomantis greeningi) Endemic to Eastern Brazil, this is one of the few species of frogs that directly injects venom into attackers via their skull spines which protrude from their upper lip (most fairy godmothers don't recommend trying to kiss this frog; not that many would be tempted to anyway, even with their skin on, they won't be winning any beauty pageants)
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Senpai VonB notice me UwU 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Oh? You are approaching I, who is Mojo Jojo? Instead of running away, thus maximizing your distance from me, Mojo Jojo, you are coming closer? Thus you are decreasing your distance from me, who is Mojo Jojo?"
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King of the hill halloween skeletons 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Man, Ah tell you hwat, man. Dang ol' Spooktober, man. Turnin' e'erythin' to skeletons, man. It's dang ol' spooky, man. And have my updoot, man."
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