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Thunderstorm? No problem 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Maybe he wanted donuts.
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Makes sense 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Air-newborne. (I'd ask what's wrong with people, but I think I may have a problem as well)
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What drink is this? 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Piña cat-lada.
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d*ckology 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"The STDs make it burn brighter."
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Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"A vet tried to take my temperature once. I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice kibble." *Creepy lip noises*
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Oh merciful God they are on dry land too 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Sounds like an a-maize-ing movie.
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The flirting level of a ger 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Applejack: thick as a brick.
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Stolen from the comment section 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Little known fact: All of the accumulated ash from his pipe smoking is the real reason why he's called Gandalf the Gray.
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Stolen from the comment section 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
... hobbits smoke 50% of all pipes.
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Elizabeth Rage as Nero Claudius 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Hail Empress Nero, UMU!
1 in 500 pink Katydid 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's a shiny!
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The quiet kid 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
As for all the other kids? Well, they better run.
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Mines Wolverine but I guess that works too 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Mine's Varys.
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For the cats 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Good question. We should get our cat scientists and our science cats right on it.
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The Holy Trinity of Wholesomeness 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
In the name of the the Rogers, the Ross and the Holy Irwin. Amen.
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What is the downside? 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Undyne?
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National park service bison petting guide 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
What did the dad say to his kid before he pet the buffalo?
"Bye son."
Is it too late for moth memes? 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Bröther, plz, may I have it?
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Tracer by guiltyK, check them out, they make sauce worthy material 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You know, maybe I will be Tracer.
Awful pitza 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Me am hate pizza."
-Bizzaro
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Gen xers 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ok, xoomer.
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Does anyone work on night shift and tell me if you actually work an hour more? 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Extra hours, extra pay. At least, that's how it should be.
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Doodle time 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Can this be? The MLP hatred has died down? Never thought I'd see the day... Very cute drawing.
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Micky was a difficult child, always trying to dominate the rest of the class 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Wrong. It represents the glorious ideology of commickristianity.
See this girl over there? She said something about you but I couldn't hear 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I'm guessing it's because they see looks as useable goods (as in they can use their looks to get stuff). So, it's a matter of envy, like you would envy some one with more money.
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