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I should shower less 6 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
You know you want some o' this.
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Froggo Fren #71 - Gopher Frog 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Lithobates capito" - can you dig it? Despite their name, they actually don't live underground, instead preferring pine woods and savannas. Though they are threatened by habitat loss, they don't bury their heads in the sand. On the contrary, they stand horizontal and proud. (Some even take up careers as motivational speakers. Their usual catchphrase is 'Go-pher it!')
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*screaming frog noises* 11 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Oh no, I'm not in the least bit upset. I meant it when I said I was proud. Thanks for tagging me. But now I want a frog wallet.
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*screaming frog noises* 11 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
I'm going to get tagged in every post that's even remotely frog-related, aren't I?... I'm so proud of this community.
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Froggo Fren #70 - Green Frog 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Rana clamitans" - you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for frog on a log. Not really a Yule log, but they make do. Found in abundance in eastern North America wherever there's fresh water, this is most people's image of a typical frog. Despite not being endangered, they are protected by law in some U.S. states.
(Such as Louisiana or anywhere there are Cajun people)
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(Such as Louisiana or anywhere there are Cajun people)
Hogfather 5 comments
Froggo Fren #69 - Noice 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
We interrupt your festive-themed frogs to bring you an inevitable interlude of immaturity. Yeah, y'all knew it was coming. Now the big question is: do frogs actually sixty-nine? No, their typical mating position is called amplexus. The frogs in the photo were most likely posed. (While I oppose the posing of frogs in perverse positions by pervy posers, I do still find it a bit humorous)
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Froggo Fren #68 - Southern Leopard Frog 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Lithobates sphenocephalus" - the South shall rise again (preferably in the spring, when the snow begins to melt) Like their northern cousins, these confederate croakers do not cower before the cold (rather, they curl up and wait for warmth) They, along with the Yankee frogs, were part of the most devastating amphibian conflict to date: the Frogmerican Civil War. (Most scholars will tell you the war was about slavery. But everyone knows it was really because the northern frogs don't like country music)
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Weird aisle at aldi 2 comments
Hatsune Miku created Minecraft 2 comments
Froggo Fren #67 - Oak Toad 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Anaxyrus quercicus" - not to be confused with Professor Oak Toad. With an average length of 22 mm (0.9 in) they are North America's tiniest toad. Found only in the coastal regions of the southeastern United States, they are easily distinguished by the stripe that runs along their back. Despite their name, they like pine woods just as much as oak forests. (They're also the best kind of toad to have handy when vampire hunting. You can stake your life on it)
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It how it be 4 comments
Froggo Fren #66 - Frog Rock 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
A frog-shaped sculpture overlooking Route 66 in Waynesville, Pulaski County, Missouri. The sculpting and the paint job were done by a local tattoo artist under the pseudonym of W.H. Croaker. It took about 9 months to finish, and since 1996 has been a town mascot. (Or maybe it's a frog sphinx created by ancient Egyptian frog aliens. You decide)
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This guy just committed arson 3 comments