But the real question is: "Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?"

I don't know, I think these accessories would be quite... handy.

Ah, these jokes warm my hearth.

"Dryophytes cinereus" - "It my pine cone. You no can has." The state amphibian of both Georgia and Louisiana, this tree hopper is as American as it gets. In fact, in Florida their mating calls compete with those of the invasive Cuban tree frog. This is known as the Cuban Croaker Crisis. (In Europe, they're called a royale with green. It's all because of the metric system)

Vietnamese farmers: "Are you sure about that?"

"Amerika-kun no baka! Yurusanai!"

"Lithobates capito" - can you dig it? Despite their name, they actually don't live underground, instead preferring pine woods and savannas. Though they are threatened by habitat loss, they don't bury their heads in the sand. On the contrary, they stand horizontal and proud. (Some even take up careers as motivational speakers. Their usual catchphrase is 'Go-pher it!')

"Do find it, wisible?"

"You monster Frisbee!"

"Rana clamitans" - you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for frog on a log. Not really a Yule log, but they make do. Found in abundance in eastern North America wherever there's fresh water, this is most people's image of a typical frog. Despite not being endangered, they are protected by law in some U.S. states.
(Such as Louisiana or anywhere there are Cajun people)

Frog-tato.

Disc is too much. What in the world was he thinking?

We interrupt your festive-themed frogs to bring you an inevitable interlude of immaturity. Yeah, y'all knew it was coming. Now the big question is: do frogs actually sixty-nine? No, their typical mating position is called amplexus. The frogs in the photo were most likely posed. (While I oppose the posing of frogs in perverse positions by pervy posers, I do still find it a bit humorous)

"Lithobates sphenocephalus" - the South shall rise again (preferably in the spring, when the snow begins to melt) Like their northern cousins, these confederate croakers do not cower before the cold (rather, they curl up and wait for warmth) They, along with the Yankee frogs, were part of the most devastating amphibian conflict to date: the Frogmerican Civil War. (Most scholars will tell you the war was about slavery. But everyone knows it was really because the northern frogs don't like country music)

Don't you mean the aisle with Aldi weird shit?

Avery Bullock is my favorite character in Dune.

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I do. A lovely bunch of them.

It'll be even worse when holographic Duo Lingo-chan hits the scene.