Dramatization. Do not attempt to finger frogs.

And that A.

"Agalychnis callidryas" - it's 'cause they're always on their phone. Actually, their eyes are used to startle predators. During the day, these frogs tuck their most colorful parts underneath their bellies so that only their green back is visible, thus they are camouflaged against the foliage. But if a predator approaches, they open their eyes abruptly, temporarily scaring the attacker and allowing them to jump to safety. (Note for Yu-Gi-Oh players: these frogs do not fit into the "Red-Eyes" archetype)

...but he can't catch bugs to feed his face.

Well, maybe Zeus is secretly a German... and he turned into a... Canadian goose. Mister... Worldwide... King of Gods?... This comment is confused. Please ignore it.

Oi, go back to underwear drawer! Bloody knickers!

Well, E for effort but A for ara ara.

First he do a hungry. But then he do a mercy. And then he do a frenship.

Die Auseinandersetzung ist wahr.

"Reality is... often disappointing."

Apes. Together. Fresh.

"Us" is also good.

"Breviceps fuscus" - the spirit of Grumpy Cat lives on. This less-than-happy frog is found only on the Cape Fold Belt in South Africa. They are a burrowing frog, which means they lay their eggs in holes that they dig. Also, they have no tadpole stage, so the baby frogs come out fully formed. (But why are they so grumpy? Because no one blessed the rains down in Africa)

"Now it's time to get funky!"

Frogs are basically squishy cats.

Only one possible reply to this: Diaha!

Tanks for the memories. (I promise this is the last war meme... until the next one)

I'm quite employed, and I happen to have Mondays off, so...