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Froggo Fun #21 - Follow Your Dreams 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't let them be memes.
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Froggo Fren #84 - Pebble Toad 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Oreophrynella nigra" - I wanna rock. Rock! Found only in the Guiana Highlands in Venezuela, this minuscule frog is the grandmaster of the Stiffen move. When they sense danger, they will tuck in their limbs and head and tense up. This makes them look like a small flat stone. (There aren't many creatures who can evade predators by being high and stoned)
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He flew too close 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Hey, don't make assumptions. But yeah, few can resist the pantsu.
Froggo Fun #20 - "If ye wish to scroll further, ye must answer me these questions three" 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"What... is your name?"
"What... is your quest?"
"What... is your favourite colour?"
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Where real man cried 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Where do you think we are?"
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Here we go 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And where there's smoke, they pinch back.
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Froggo Fun #19 - Just the Tip? 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Insect Collection, Processing and Distribution. It's challenging, but it's the only place where catching a bug is a good thing.
Froggo Fun #19 - Just the Tip? 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
We in the business call that a tip slip.
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Michigan be like 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
*Laughs in Eastern European*
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Froggo Fren #83 - Panamanian Golden Frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Atelopus zeteki" - it's time for Panamaniacs. This pretty (deadly) frog is somewhat of a national symbol of Panama. So much so that since 2010 "National Golden Frog Day" is observed in Panama on August the 14th. Unfortunately, they are also critically endangered, with some sources citing them to be extinct in the wild since 2007. (There is speculation that they have been targeted due to their involvement in the release of the infamous Panama Papers)
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Froggo Fun #18 - "It is I, Pondhopper!" 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Controversial opinion here, but hear me out. I think that might not be a real frog.
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Spot the differ.... Oh wait 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yes there is. The kid is cuter.
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The greatest sentence ever made 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
*Distant trousle of bones*
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Froggo Fun #17/Froppy Friday - Comfy Sleepy Baby Froggy 13 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You actually did it, you mad lads. Well, better keep my promise. *Sending virtual dreams and snuggles*
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Froggo Fun #17/Froppy Friday - Comfy Sleepy Baby Froggy 13 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You have been visited by the Smol Froppy of Cuddly Sleep. Sweet dreams and snuggles will come to you, but only if comment "Sleep snuggo, little froggo."
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Winter is coming... Guys 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Kinda looks like a squirrel version of the "Well now I'm not doing it" meme.
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Frog ride irl 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Could be. Maybe they got coincidentally inspired.
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Frog ride irl 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Hmmm. I posted a frog riding on a snake half an hour before this. Coincidence?
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Froggo Fun #16 - Weeee 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Who needs roller coasters? Froggos make their own fun.
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Also, this is my 100th post. Yay. *Single balloon drops while out of tune trumpet plays*
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That's very touching 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It truly is. There's so many layers to this.
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Froggo Fun #15 - Nyoom! 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Got your nose."
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They do your shitty jobs so you don't have to 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
La araña discoteca.
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They do your shitty jobs so you don't have to 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Muchas gracias, pero donde está la biblioteca?
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Can guys relate? 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Relate? My sweet summer child, I FELT that.
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Froggo Fun #14 - "Wut...?" 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"...is that yellow rectangle?"
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