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Danish special forces (frogmen) looks scary af 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's a Danish state secret, but rumor has it that they're trained by actual frogs. (That's how they acquired their fearsome reputation and appearance)
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Weird Dream 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh, thank goodness. I was worried there for a second.
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Weird Dream 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I know this isn't what I usually post. But I had a pretty strange dream, and I figured there might be some who are interested in stuff like this. So, here goes.
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It starts off with Wario and Waluigi on a river bank. They're trying to help Princess Peach cross the river. They tell her to try walking across. She can't, so she drops into the water. At this point, Wario and Waluigi disappear and Peach is naked and pregnant for some reason. She swims across and when she makes it she's clothed and not pregnant.
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But there's a huge white tiger in front of her who starts chasing her. The chase somehow ends up in a subway tunnel. And my perspective shifts to the tiger's POV. As the tiger rounds the corner, he sees Irisviel (from Fate) next to Peach.
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Now my perspective goes back to third person. Irisviel blasts the tiger with a spell, and that makes him fall into a jet engine which then turns into a furnace and burns him to ash.
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Zo tell me doctors, am I crazy?
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Loving people (but from a safe distance, though) 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
There's really no otter option.
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Froggo Fun #24/Froppy Friday - "But what if...?" 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?"
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This toad looks like a final boss 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well yeah. It's Wart from Super Mario Bros 2. All he's missing is the crown. That, or M. Toadson.
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I’m glad I learned that 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"You are technically correct. The best kind of correct."
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Froggo Fun #23 - The Great Escape 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Curses, a wall. My only weakness."
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HAAAAAANNNNNNN 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I believe frogs call that in-flight food.
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Froggo Fun #22 - Frog & Jerry 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I'm sure quite a few of you are already aware, but Tom & Jerry won Meme of 2019 on r/dankmemes. (I'm also certain this scene had nothing to do with it, however cat and mouse antics are always fun, especially if there's a frog involved)
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That's a nice family 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I wouldn't say perfect. This seems bittersweet.
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The view from the Istanbul University Library is insane 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Istanbul-ivable.
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Solitaire 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Odd. I thought there weren't any Jokers in a solitaire deck.
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Yum 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ah, some Yuuri yuri, with thighs no less. Quite cultured, my good fellow. *Adjusts monocle*
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Vietnamese superhero can be a little different. 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"I am foliage. I am the trees. I am... Vietman!"
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Slav level 100 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
*Slavic accent*
"My heart is like an open highway,
Like Frankie said
I did it my way."
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Aight 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
¡Ay, ay, ay! Mi perro está en llamas!
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Universal why 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
They're thirsty little flowers. You have to water them.
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Do you even get your daily dose of protein bro? 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Does that mean that you now eat 5 dozen eggs, and are roughly the size of a baaaarge?
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Froggo Fun #21 - Follow Your Dreams 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't let them be memes.
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Froggo Fren #84 - Pebble Toad 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Oreophrynella nigra" - I wanna rock. Rock! Found only in the Guiana Highlands in Venezuela, this minuscule frog is the grandmaster of the Stiffen move. When they sense danger, they will tuck in their limbs and head and tense up. This makes them look like a small flat stone. (There aren't many creatures who can evade predators by being high and stoned)
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He flew too close 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Hey, don't make assumptions. But yeah, few can resist the pantsu.
Froggo Fun #20 - "If ye wish to scroll further, ye must answer me these questions three" 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"What... is your name?"
"What... is your quest?"
"What... is your favourite colour?"
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Where real man cried 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Where do you think we are?"
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Here we go 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And where there's smoke, they pinch back.
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