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Danish special forces (frogmen) looks scary af 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
It's a Danish state secret, but rumor has it that they're trained by actual frogs. (That's how they acquired their fearsome reputation and appearance)
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Weird Dream 5 comments
Weird Dream 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
I know this isn't what I usually post. But I had a pretty strange dream, and I figured there might be some who are interested in stuff like this. So, here goes.
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It starts off with Wario and Waluigi on a river bank. They're trying to help Princess Peach cross the river. They tell her to try walking across. She can't, so she drops into the water. At this point, Wario and Waluigi disappear and Peach is naked and pregnant for some reason. She swims across and when she makes it she's clothed and not pregnant.
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But there's a huge white tiger in front of her who starts chasing her. The chase somehow ends up in a subway tunnel. And my perspective shifts to the tiger's POV. As the tiger rounds the corner, he sees Irisviel (from Fate) next to Peach.
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Now my perspective goes back to third person. Irisviel blasts the tiger with a spell, and that makes him fall into a jet engine which then turns into a furnace and burns him to ash.
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Zo tell me doctors, am I crazy?
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It starts off with Wario and Waluigi on a river bank. They're trying to help Princess Peach cross the river. They tell her to try walking across. She can't, so she drops into the water. At this point, Wario and Waluigi disappear and Peach is naked and pregnant for some reason. She swims across and when she makes it she's clothed and not pregnant.
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But there's a huge white tiger in front of her who starts chasing her. The chase somehow ends up in a subway tunnel. And my perspective shifts to the tiger's POV. As the tiger rounds the corner, he sees Irisviel (from Fate) next to Peach.
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Now my perspective goes back to third person. Irisviel blasts the tiger with a spell, and that makes him fall into a jet engine which then turns into a furnace and burns him to ash.
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Zo tell me doctors, am I crazy?
This toad looks like a final boss 6 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Well yeah. It's Wart from Super Mario Bros 2. All he's missing is the crown. That, or M. Toadson.
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I’m glad I learned that 3 comments
Froggo Fun #23 - The Great Escape 3 comments
Froggo Fun #22 - Frog & Jerry 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
I'm sure quite a few of you are already aware, but Tom & Jerry won Meme of 2019 on r/dankmemes. (I'm also certain this scene had nothing to do with it, however cat and mouse antics are always fun, especially if there's a frog involved)
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Edited 4 years ago
That's a nice family 2 comments
Solitaire 2 comments
Yum 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Ah, some Yuuri yuri, with thighs no less. Quite cultured, my good fellow. *Adjusts monocle*
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Slav level 100 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
*Slavic accent*
"My heart is like an open highway,
Like Frankie said
I did it my way."
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"My heart is like an open highway,
Like Frankie said
I did it my way."
Universal why 7 comments
Do you even get your daily dose of protein bro? 8 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Does that mean that you now eat 5 dozen eggs, and are roughly the size of a baaaarge?
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Froggo Fren #84 - Pebble Toad 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Oreophrynella nigra" - I wanna rock. Rock! Found only in the Guiana Highlands in Venezuela, this minuscule frog is the grandmaster of the Stiffen move. When they sense danger, they will tuck in their limbs and head and tense up. This makes them look like a small flat stone. (There aren't many creatures who can evade predators by being high and stoned)
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He flew too close 4 comments
Froggo Fun #20 - "If ye wish to scroll further, ye must answer me these questions three" 8 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"What... is your name?"
"What... is your quest?"
"What... is your favourite colour?"
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"What... is your quest?"
"What... is your favourite colour?"