A dog and a frog? What is this, a crossover episode?

"Bug rise motherfrogga!"

"Breviceps adspersus" - also called the common rain frog. Quite fitting, since they are abundant throughout southern Africa. They spend most of their time in burrows, emerging only to feed and mate. The latter can be a bit challenging since the female is much bigger than the male, and he cannot grip her for amplexus. To counter this, the female secretes an adhesive from her back that allows the male to glue himself to her. (These frogs often find themselves in sticky situations, but they can dig it. Though their lifestyle might be a bit too underground for some)

This happened in India during monsoon season. A little rat was stranded in the middle of a pond, clinging to some flotsam. When a frog swam up to him, allowed the rat to climb on, and ferried him to safety. Once on the edge of the pond, the rat scurried off into the woods and frog hoped on their way. (I guess Aesop was right)
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On that note, happy Year of the Rat!

I know this isn't what I usually post. But I had a pretty strange dream, and I figured there might be some who are interested in stuff like this. So, here goes.
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It starts off with Wario and Waluigi on a river bank. They're trying to help Princess Peach cross the river. They tell her to try walking across. She can't, so she drops into the water. At this point, Wario and Waluigi disappear and Peach is naked and pregnant for some reason. She swims across and when she makes it she's clothed and not pregnant.
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But there's a huge white tiger in front of her who starts chasing her. The chase somehow ends up in a subway tunnel. And my perspective shifts to the tiger's POV. As the tiger rounds the corner, he sees Irisviel (from Fate) next to Peach.
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Now my perspective goes back to third person. Irisviel blasts the tiger with a spell, and that makes him fall into a jet engine which then turns into a furnace and burns him to ash.
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Zo tell me doctors, am I crazy?

There's really no otter option.

"...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?"

"Curses, a wall. My only weakness."

I believe frogs call that in-flight food.

I'm sure quite a few of you are already aware, but Tom & Jerry won Meme of 2019 on r/dankmemes. (I'm also certain this scene had nothing to do with it, however cat and mouse antics are always fun, especially if there's a frog involved)

I wouldn't say perfect. This seems bittersweet.

Istanbul-ivable.

Odd. I thought there weren't any Jokers in a solitaire deck.

Ah, some Yuuri yuri, with thighs no less. Quite cultured, my good fellow. *Adjusts monocle*

"I am foliage. I am the trees. I am... Vietman!"

*Slavic accent*
"My heart is like an open highway,
Like Frankie said
I did it my way."

¡Ay, ay, ay! Mi perro está en llamas!

They're thirsty little flowers. You have to water them.