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Damn is that what makes her twitch like that! 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Who you callin' pinhead?"
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Kimochi 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Hai, sore ga saikou no michi da yo.
Froggo Fun #29 - "I do as the froggo guides" 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Tinfoil hat time! What if it's not the frogs acting like cats, but the cats acting like frogs?... Because they're being mind-controlled!
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Froggo Fun #28 - More Proof that Frogs are Cats 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It might just be convergent evolution. That, or cats and frogs shared a common ancestor long ago: the frat.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well Richard, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you cream a good ham.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Momma Ew: Richard! The comments are on fire!
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
May I see it?
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A-Aurora borealis at this time of the year at this time of day on this site localized entirely within your comment?
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yes, I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?!
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Of course.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yes. And you call them creamed hams despite the fact that they obviously grilled.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
For creamed hams? (@xvarnah I'm not Canadian, I'm just going along with the bit)
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Banana Burger.
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Froggo Fun #27 - Froggo teach Doggo 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And maybe some eggnog.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Really. Well, I'm from Toronto, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "creamed hams."
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Froggo Fun #27 - Froggo teach Doggo 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Must be for their blog.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Uh-huh. What region?
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Everyone talks about their favorite Joker...But 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I prefer My Cocaine.
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Froggo Fun #27 - Froggo teach Doggo 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I think they're out for a jog.
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The Russians used a pencil 43 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You call hamburgers creamed hams?
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Froggo Fun #27 - Froggo teach Doggo 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A dog and a frog? What is this, a crossover episode?
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Froggo Fun #26 - "Surprise motherfrogga!" 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Bug rise motherfrogga!"
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Witness, a present that was not to be 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Froppy ages like fine wine.
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Froggo Fren #85 - Bushveld Rain Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Breviceps adspersus" - also called the common rain frog. Quite fitting, since they are abundant throughout southern Africa. They spend most of their time in burrows, emerging only to feed and mate. The latter can be a bit challenging since the female is much bigger than the male, and he cannot grip her for amplexus. To counter this, the female secretes an adhesive from her back that allows the male to glue himself to her. (These frogs often find themselves in sticky situations, but they can dig it. Though their lifestyle might be a bit too underground for some)
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Froggo Fun #25 - Froggo Save Soaked Squeak-Squeak 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
This happened in India during monsoon season. A little rat was stranded in the middle of a pond, clinging to some flotsam. When a frog swam up to him, allowed the rat to climb on, and ferried him to safety. Once on the edge of the pond, the rat scurried off into the woods and frog hoped on their way. (I guess Aesop was right)
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On that note, happy Year of the Rat!
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