*Ahem* Jack Gleeson.

Running in the 90's.

Dear.

Let the gorging begin.

Amen to that.

You had me at 'hippity.'

"Leptobrachium boringii" - are you really in charge here? Nope. 'Cause during mating season these frogs do all the charging. Unlike most frog species, the males are larger than the females. And when it's time to breed they grow their stylish spikey 'stache and use it to fight other males for mates and spawning grounds. Endemic to China, they are well versed in the ancient art of Pouk Yu. (They also moustache that you shave any hair-brained puns for later)

Damn it feels good to be a frogsta.

Toe beans, to be precise.

I know I usually post Froppy on Fridays, but it's her birthday today so I'm making an exception.

Fetus deletus.

Magical and transformative.

Boku no Bugs.

Also, she turned me into a newt.

Ladies please, single file.

There go my hopes of having an Oneesan girlfriend.

"Frojiit does not discriminate."

Poland can't into space, but it seems everyone can into Poland.

They didn't count on him being a master of frog maga.

Something something oniichan.