Is pigeonsubstance gonna be a thing? Please make it a thing.

Hey, can't spell "Ashkenazi" without "nazi"... and "ash"... Ooh, this got dark...

Yeah... Except, as far as I know, animals don't engage in sexual acts with immature individuals. They usually just kill them because they see them as competition to passing their own genes along.

We've all been there.

*Ahem* Jack Gleeson.

Running in the 90's.

Dear.

Let the gorging begin.

Amen to that.

You had me at 'hippity.'

"Leptobrachium boringii" - are you really in charge here? Nope. 'Cause during mating season these frogs do all the charging. Unlike most frog species, the males are larger than the females. And when it's time to breed they grow their stylish spikey 'stache and use it to fight other males for mates and spawning grounds. Endemic to China, they are well versed in the ancient art of Pouk Yu. (They also moustache that you shave any hair-brained puns for later)

Damn it feels good to be a frogsta.

Toe beans, to be precise.

I know I usually post Froppy on Fridays, but it's her birthday today so I'm making an exception.

Fetus deletus.

Magical and transformative.

Boku no Bugs.

Also, she turned me into a newt.