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Relatable 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
'Gonna take my horse to the old town road,
'Gonna ride 'till I can't no more.
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Ne forget pas 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
L'Avatar: Le Derniere Bender de l'Air.
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F**king weeb 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Born in the right generation.
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After sex selfies are a thing again. 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Loving yourself is important.
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Froggo Fun #54/Froppy Friday - When will they learn not to heck with the Froggo? 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Froppy: Master of Tongue Kwan Do.
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The frogs dance at twilight 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
One more reason to vote for him.
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Carrot and veggies 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Every day countless Yunyuns are bulli'd because of their lack of friends. But together we can stop this. Remember, no bulli Yunyun.
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Froggo Fren #90 - Harlequin Poison Frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Duuuudes, we've totally reached 90 frens. You know what that means. This froggo and the next 9 are gonna be 90s frogs. That is most radical, my bodacious compadres. But only 90s kids will remember them.
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Okay, now on with the post. "Oophaga histrionica" - can you paint with all the colors of epilepsy? These frogs' existence is quite checkered. They are critically endangered, being found only in the El Chocó region of western Colombia. They begin their life on the forest floor in the leaf litter. Once hatched, the female will carry their tadpoles one by one on their back to water pools accumulated within the leaves of bromeliad (yeah, bro-meliad) plants. There they'll stay until they grow into full-fledged froglets. (As if their lives weren't hard enough, some of them end up as henchfrogs for the notorious supervillain known as the Croaker - who, by the way, was a real character on DC Nation's Farm League)
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Adorable little frog gets easily annoyed 17 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Do you mean Froggo Fren? If so, the desert rain frog was one of the first frogs I featured. (funsubstance(.)com/fun/542219/froggo-fren-6-desert-rain-frog/)
Froggo Fun #53 - Subtle Anatomical Differences 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Without this highly detailed illustration, they're almost impossible to tell apart.
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qt ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh man, Heroes III. It's been 87 years, or 12. I'm never sure.
Froggo Fun #52 - Venusaur used Mlem 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Weedle was gobbled the hell up.
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Giant Moose Statue in Norway 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
'Trojan Moose' sounds like a condom brand:
"I dropped my Trojan Moose, that I use for magnum dong."
Nicobar pigeon (Caloenas nicobarica) - PigeonSubstance 13 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"What colors you wan on dem plumes, fam?"
"Yes."
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Froggo Fren #89 - Hula Painted Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Latonia nigriventer" - no, not the hoop. Their name refers to the Lake Hula marshes in Israel, to which they are endemic. Thought to have gone extinct in the 1950s, they have been rediscovered in 2011. As they are the only surviving members of the ancient genus "Latonia," they are also considered a living fossil. (They're quite sturdy, despite looking like a pastel porcelain figure you'd find on a Jewish grandma's shelf)
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Froggo Fun #51 - "O, hai. I leik ur movie. No eat me plz." 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yes, hedgehogs do eat frogs sometimes. That's probably why there aren't a lot of frog characters in the 'Sonic' series.
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Every doggo ever 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't leave Mr. Peanutbutter.
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The dodo (Raphus cucullatus) - PigeonSubstance 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Dang, I thought I knew everything about the dodo. But somehow I had no idea they were pigeons.
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Bonus fact: there's more than 300 species in the columbidae family, we got a lot to cover 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
*Laughs in 6000 species of frogs* But yes, I am looking forward to it. It's gonna be tweet.
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That is why prostitution is still a booming business 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Do your boobs have a lot of personality? Are they personalitits?
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Froggo Fun #50 - "You're doing a-ok." 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Motivational frog to help you get through Monday.
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My Naem Is Cow 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I feel like there should be an anthology dedicated to this type of poems. They're super adorable.
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Mourning dove (Zenaida macroura) - PigeonSubstance 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You did it, you mad lad. Very coo' of you.
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