Froggo Fun #75/Froppy Friday the 13th - Don't Knaifu the Waifu! 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Stay safe today, if you're superstitious. And if you're not, be careful anyway. It's crazy out there.
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Froggo Fun #74 - Instagram Frogs Be Like 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
#nomakeup #nofilter #wokeuplikethis #feelingcute #mightdeletethislater #buymyswampwater
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Froggo Fun #73 - *Smooch!* 2 comments
Birb Rally in the Park 3 comments
Welp, seeya later! 21 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
If you say so. I'm no expert in politics, but I do believe the people in Scotland would agree with you.
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Welp, seeya later! 21 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
If by 'a bit' you mean until they pay the £ 39 billion divorce bill and by 'stabilization' you mean an increase in taxes (12% to 25% in the lowest tax bracket) then I completely agree with you.
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Froggo Fun #72 - Ya Dun Goofed, Bruno 2 comments
Bring her to life 7 comments
The 3 tiers of fetishes 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Ah, a fellow man of culture. People often forget that tummies need attention too.
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Froggo Fren #94 - Common Suriname Toad 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
***Trypophobia Trigger Warning!***
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"Pipa pipa" - mommy frog doo doo doo doo doo doo. Yeah, being a mom's tough. But have you ever had to carry your kids (3 to 10 of them at a time) INSIDE your back? Not only as they hatch and develop, but also as they grow into fully-formed smaller versions of yourself? To then have them burst out of said back? No? Well, *Ze Frank voice* that is how the common Suriname toad do. So the next time you're complaining about back-breaking labor, just remember that it's better to have your kids on your back than inside it.
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"Pipa pipa" - mommy frog doo doo doo doo doo doo. Yeah, being a mom's tough. But have you ever had to carry your kids (3 to 10 of them at a time) INSIDE your back? Not only as they hatch and develop, but also as they grow into fully-formed smaller versions of yourself? To then have them burst out of said back? No? Well, *Ze Frank voice* that is how the common Suriname toad do. So the next time you're complaining about back-breaking labor, just remember that it's better to have your kids on your back than inside it.
Chemicals in the Water 10 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
This feels like something that should have been saved for Pride Month, or at least Father's Day.
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Frog's manic 3 comments
Froggo Fun #70 - Happy Women's/Mother's Day! 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
I'm aware that Mother's day is celebrated on different dates in different parts of the world, and that today is actually International Women's Day. But since most moms tend to be women, I decided to group the two together.
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The pic is a painting, and it shows a poison dart frog tending to her tadpole in a bromeliad plant.
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I'm sure we can agree that being a mom is hard, and that being a girl has its challenges. So, let's take a minute to appreciate all the people of the female persuasion who bring about positivity in our lives.
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The pic is a painting, and it shows a poison dart frog tending to her tadpole in a bromeliad plant.
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I'm sure we can agree that being a mom is hard, and that being a girl has its challenges. So, let's take a minute to appreciate all the people of the female persuasion who bring about positivity in our lives.
I Hear You Like PigeoNSubstance 14 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Man, baby pigeons look like those crackheads who hang out near convenience stores.
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Froggo Fun #69 - Funny Secks Numbah 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Yeah, it's a real brand (and it's for kids no less). Sold by Frog Bikes (est. 2013), the '69' refers to the minimum leg length (in cm, roughly 27 in) required to work the pedals.
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Froggo Fren #93 - Meowing Night Frog 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Nyctibatrachus poocha" - betcha can't guess how they got their name. One of the 12 new species of night frogs discovered in 2011, they are endemic to the Western Ghats in India. (They called me a mad man, but I knew frogs were cats. I knew it!)
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