Grey sweatpants 17 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Oh, I think I'm more than old enough (sadly) Also, never feel like you need to apologize for who you are and what you like.
2
Grey sweatpants 17 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
As far as I know, you could just get one attached, or strapped on, if you will.
5
How babushkas do the cleaning 2 comments
No thanks, Tim 19 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
I believe it's already been done. A few years back a group of economists calculated the average worth of a human life to be about $7 million. But, a hitman will do the job for only $50.000. They're very generous that way.
11
Froggo Fun #75/Froppy Friday the 13th - Don't Knaifu the Waifu! 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Stay safe today, if you're superstitious. And if you're not, be careful anyway. It's crazy out there.
1
Froggo Fun #74 - Instagram Frogs Be Like 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
#nomakeup #nofilter #wokeuplikethis #feelingcute #mightdeletethislater #buymyswampwater
5
Froggo Fun #73 - *Smooch!* 2 comments
Birb Rally in the Park 3 comments
Welp, seeya later! 21 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
If you say so. I'm no expert in politics, but I do believe the people in Scotland would agree with you.
4
Welp, seeya later! 21 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
If by 'a bit' you mean until they pay the £ 39 billion divorce bill and by 'stabilization' you mean an increase in taxes (12% to 25% in the lowest tax bracket) then I completely agree with you.
1
Froggo Fun #72 - Ya Dun Goofed, Bruno 2 comments
Bring her to life 7 comments
The 3 tiers of fetishes 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Ah, a fellow man of culture. People often forget that tummies need attention too.
1
Froggo Fren #94 - Common Suriname Toad 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
***Trypophobia Trigger Warning!***
*
"Pipa pipa" - mommy frog doo doo doo doo doo doo. Yeah, being a mom's tough. But have you ever had to carry your kids (3 to 10 of them at a time) INSIDE your back? Not only as they hatch and develop, but also as they grow into fully-formed smaller versions of yourself? To then have them burst out of said back? No? Well, *Ze Frank voice* that is how the common Suriname toad do. So the next time you're complaining about back-breaking labor, just remember that it's better to have your kids on your back than inside it.
8
*
"Pipa pipa" - mommy frog doo doo doo doo doo doo. Yeah, being a mom's tough. But have you ever had to carry your kids (3 to 10 of them at a time) INSIDE your back? Not only as they hatch and develop, but also as they grow into fully-formed smaller versions of yourself? To then have them burst out of said back? No? Well, *Ze Frank voice* that is how the common Suriname toad do. So the next time you're complaining about back-breaking labor, just remember that it's better to have your kids on your back than inside it.
Chemicals in the Water 10 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
This feels like something that should have been saved for Pride Month, or at least Father's Day.
1
Frog's manic 3 comments
