Holy crud, you're right. Thank you.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Maybe, but if I do that there won't be mushroom left for anything else.

Yes, but fresh water flows into the them. The mixture of fresh and salt water deities is part of number of creation myths, including the Babylonian one. Though in that case, it's the reverse with Tiamat (girl, salt water) and Abzu (guy, fresh water)

Well, Tethys was the goddess of fresh water in Greek mythology. She was also the wife of Okeanos (that's why she gets the ocean)

At least you have the internet to distract you.

Could be.

I know what you mean. It doesn't happen often, but when I get sick I need to put everything on hold for at least a day. I'm assuming you already took the necessary medication, and are keeping warm and hydrated.

Exactly. That means no one shot him in the face.

That's a relief. Hopefully, it'll go away in a few days.

Oh no, it's not... it? Is it? Either way, get well soon.

Oh, I think I'm more than old enough (sadly) Also, never feel like you need to apologize for who you are and what you like.

*George Takei voice* Oooh myyy.

As far as I know, you could just get one attached, or strapped on, if you will.

I believe it's already been done. A few years back a group of economists calculated the average worth of a human life to be about $7 million. But, a hitman will do the job for only $50.000. They're very generous that way.