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Attracting frogs with smooth jazz 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That's good, every journey begins with the first steps.
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Froggo Fren #95 - Delicate Leaf-folding Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Afrixalus delicatus" - also known as Pickersgill's banana frog. I kid you not, they're called banana frogs, funniest thing I've ever seen. The leaf-folding part is pretty self-explanatory. Members of the "Afrixalus" genus (or leaf-folding frogs) lay their eggs on leaves which hang over water, often folding said leaves to better protect their clutch. (They're also quite talented at origami. But not at poker, as they tend to fold then leaf)
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The Mighty Danger Noodle (would like a place to hide, pls) 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Woah, you've been around for quite a while. Happy 1000th!
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White-collared pigeon (Columba albitorques) - PigeonSubstance 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
They also primarily do office work, and are assisted by secretary birds.
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Gottem XD 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
When you look at memes, it's a full commitment. At least, that's what I'm thinking of.
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Attracting frogs with smooth jazz 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Awesome vid. And very informative, if I ever need to hoard frogs. Thank you.
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By the way, how are you doing? Feeling any better?
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*Naruto's theme intensifies* 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
*Laughs in toad sages*
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More Birbs in the Park 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Holy crud, you're right. Thank you.
Someone Who Is Most Assuredly NOT Shakira 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
So, her hips do lie then?
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On this day 83 years ago, a legend died. Rest In Peace H.P LoveCraft. 10 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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More Birbs in the Park 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I think they're ducks, but I have no idea what kind.
Froggo Fun #77 - When You Hear That Shrooms Can Cure Depression 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Maybe, but if I do that there won't be mushroom left for anything else.
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Froggo Fun #77 - When You Hear That Shrooms Can Cure Depression 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I know what I'll be hoarding for the apocalypse.
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Earth circa 250 million years ago 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yes, but fresh water flows into the them. The mixture of fresh and salt water deities is part of number of creation myths, including the Babylonian one. Though in that case, it's the reverse with Tiamat (girl, salt water) and Abzu (guy, fresh water)
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Seychelles blue pigeon (Alectroenas pulcherrimus) - PigeonSubstance 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Rando: "It looks like a tumor."
Birb: "It's not a tumor!"
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Earth circa 250 million years ago 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, Tethys was the goddess of fresh water in Greek mythology. She was also the wife of Okeanos (that's why she gets the ocean)
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It kills you 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't.
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Put your phone on silent first 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
At least you have the internet to distract you.
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Fox is fake 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Could be.
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Put your phone on silent first 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I know what you mean. It doesn't happen often, but when I get sick I need to put everything on hold for at least a day. I'm assuming you already took the necessary medication, and are keeping warm and hydrated.
Fox is fake 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Exactly. That means no one shot him in the face.
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Put your phone on silent first 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That's a relief. Hopefully, it'll go away in a few days.
Put your phone on silent first 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh no, it's not... it? Is it? Either way, get well soon.
Kkomrade Hans , get ze vodka for babushka 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Interestingly, I have met a guy who was half-German and half-Russian. We didn't talk much , but he seemed like a nice enough guy. He told me he wanted to on a performance of Evgeny Schwartz' play 'The Dragon.'
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Froggo Fun #76 - Toad Riders in the Pond 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Frogboy change your ways today or with us
you will ride
Trying to catch the devil's spawn, across the endless pond.
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