"But sir, you are alone."
"So?"
"It's a one and a half course meal."
"Did I stutter?"

I guess they really are drones.

Vielen dank, du bist zu nett.

Remember to give your frog-girls plenty of head pats to keep them happy. (Also, wear gloves)

Interesting, but have you considered: Pigeon.

Alternatively, 'Trying to get ahead in life.'

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

Despite all my rage,
I am still just a frog in a cage.

All pigeons have +5 on their Luck, and +10 on their Karma. It's scientifically proven.

Truly a masterpiece.

You died.

"You merely adopted the headset."

Well, we did it boys (and girls). One hundred froggy frens. And what better to celebrate than with my all-time favorite frog, "Hyla arborea." Yeah, amphibian-wise, they may seem pretty ordinary. They're found throughout Europe (as you might expect) Like most tree frogs, they have sticky toe-pads that let them climb nearly every surface. And they lay their eggs in foam nests above water.
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But to me they hold a special place. When I was little, my grandparents had this animal atlas. I used to read it intensely, always coming back to the frog page. And there, my favorite was always this cute hopping hylid. I guess they're a symbol of better times. My only regret is that I've never caught one.
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I'd like to thank everyone for sticking by my frens up until now. But the question remains: Should I continue this series now that it's in triple digits? Or maybe put it on hiatus? Should I maybe start a new one? Oh, and do you guys like having the frog calls in the source? I'm really curious.

I'll preface this by saying that it's not a pity post. It's a solidarity post. The city I live in is finally feeling the impact of the corona virus. As a result, I've been laid off. And while we're not under lockdown yet, people are starting to panic (spree shopping, wearing mask and gloves and all that) So I feel like I have a better understanding of what people in affected areas are going through.
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I'm not a motivational speaker, but what I can say is stay strong, stay safe, take this time to reflect on things (or play your favorite games) and hopefully this will all blow over in a month or two.

"Xenopus laevis" - not to be confused with xenomorph, though a lot of people do understandably mistake them for aliens. Found throughout much of Sub-Saharan Africa, these frogs lack both tongue and teeth. They instead use the claws on their powerful hind legs to rip up their food. Interestingly, their eggs and embryos are often used as research models. This is because these frogs are closely linked to humans from an evolutionary standpoint. (Don't tell me you can't see the resemblance)
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See source for mating call.

Hats off to this frog.