The only way to prevent it is through sociopath distancing.

"And now, Perry di Platypus, you are trapped! I have captured you... on film!"

Dang kids with their Tik Toks and their Fortnites and their Billy Eyelashes. How dare they enjoy things I don't approve of. In my day we had Vine, we had Counter Strike, we had Britney Spears.

It can happen to anyone. For the longest time I didn't know how to say 'Gesundheit' in German.

"He loves it."

"But sir, you are alone."
"So?"
"It's a one and a half course meal."
"Did I stutter?"

I guess they really are drones.

Vielen dank, du bist zu nett.

Remember to give your frog-girls plenty of head pats to keep them happy. (Also, wear gloves)

Interesting, but have you considered: Pigeon.

Alternatively, 'Trying to get ahead in life.'

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

Despite all my rage,
I am still just a frog in a cage.

All pigeons have +5 on their Luck, and +10 on their Karma. It's scientifically proven.

Truly a masterpiece.

You died.