Happy Frog

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Hippity hoppity

— Happy Frog Report User
Black imperial pigeon (Ducula melanochroa) - PigeonSubstance 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Also, the Imperial March theme plays whenever they show up.
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Funfair on face 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ah, yes, the mindfuck.
Funfair on face 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Her eyes are closed though...
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Froggo Fun #96 - IRL Animal Crossing 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
They're heading towards new horizons.
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Friends or... Hey man WTF! 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I get why you'd think that. But if you look closely, you'll see the tree branch is different.
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You've got me dancin' and cryin' Rollin' and flying 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yeah, they're way too lovey-dovey. I can see how someone would get their feathers ruffled over this.
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Friends or... Hey man WTF! 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
@mrfahrenheit
I'm sure they'd be very happy after a meal like that.
@mr_pigeonwizard
That is how I handle my snacks. Though they usually consist of sweets or chips, not cute little mice.
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Frogs do sometimes eat mice. But that just makes things all the more special in moments like this:
m.funsubstance(.)com/fun/557534/froggo-fun-11-froggo-spare-smol-floof/
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Snek Be Sneaky, Snek Be Quick. Sticks out Tongue, and Goes Flick-Flick 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
New series, or bamboozle? Snek no speak.
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Wut?!? 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Believe me, Chris, you don't wanna mess with drugs. I tries 'em once, big mistake. Things got way too real."
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Froggo Fun #95 - Just an Ordinary, Unassuming Frog. Nothing to See Here 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Welcome to the Month of Bamboozle.
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Car go fast 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Elon Musk: "Car GO space!"
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Feeling a bit froggy? 35 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, the ritual worked. The frogs are safe... for now.
Had to share the bad Sasuke 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ah, I see the problem. Not enough pencils.
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When you see a bird 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And that is how 'To Kill a Mockingbird' came to be.
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Froggo Fun #94 - I think I might have it 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I know @mr_pigeonwizard posted something similar a while back. But you need to constantly be on the lookout for new diseases.
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Happyfrog's counterpart Madfrog 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Madfrog: Fury Toad.
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Sweet 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Did they turn pink and start parading?
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Poor frogs 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I'm sorry too. But don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of other amphibious life forms out there that might be gay. Don't give up hope.
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Poor frogs 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No, I meant the post references Pride Month of last last year. And as far as I know, there's no evidence for homosexuality in frogs. Though I understand some species can change their gender.
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Karenovirus 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The only way to prevent it is through sociopath distancing.
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Poor frogs 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I think you mean... was I one of them?
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"Ah, Perry di Platypus! Now nice of you to show up in real life!" 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"And now, Perry di Platypus, you are trapped! I have captured you... on film!"
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Froggo Fun #93 - Turning 30 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Dang kids with their Tik Toks and their Fortnites and their Billy Eyelashes. How dare they enjoy things I don't approve of. In my day we had Vine, we had Counter Strike, we had Britney Spears.
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Need someone like this 34 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It can happen to anyone. For the longest time I didn't know how to say 'Gesundheit' in German.
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Froggo Fun #92 - "He won't let go of it." 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"He loves it."
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