Thanks, I now have diabetes.

Originally an arcade game developed by Konami and published by Sega in 1981, this simple, reflex-testing game has become ingrained in American popular culture due to its uncomplicated design and universal appeal. It's been referenced in numerous media, including an episode of Seinfeld ("The Frogger," 1998) and in "Wreck-It Ralph" and "Ralph Breaks the Internet." It also has a place in the scientific community: a Frogger is jumping gene in fruit flies. (Whatever you do though, do not refer to frogs as 'froggers' or even 'froggas,' as it's seen as being extremely offensive)

Starbutts: Starbucks' lesser-known competitor.

Ha! February has no 21st!

So, will the people who survived the pandemic but who will complain about the quarantine be known as qoomers?

"Karen... I know that's not a cat."
"Nonsense. Just look at their lithe cat-like body."

My posts might be a bit unorthodox, but I haven't forgotten about the Eastern Easter.

Oh hey Mia (Can I call you Mia?) You're back. And that's a super adorable little guy. Is he yours?

"Will all comments get deleted?"

I'd ask how's it hanging, but I don't think I wanna know.

An animal fable about the immutability of one's nature. The story goes that a scorpion asked a frog for a ride across a river. The frog, of course, is hesitant and says he's worried that the scorpion will sting him. The scorpion retorts that if he did that while the frog is swimming, he'd drown as well. The frog believes that makes sense, and agrees to help. Halfway through their journey though, the scorpion stings the frog. When asked why, the scorpion replies that he couldn't help it, and that it was in his nature. (Good thing humans would never do that, what with free will and such)

Oooh, better not show them how whipped cream is made.

I don't know, sounds like she kinda sucks.

Time to play 'Where's Froggo?' That is, if there's a frog in this picture at all.

People are thanking teachers? The world really is coming to an end.

So does that mean when you look at that photograph, everytime it makes you laugh?

Even their delivery system is vegan. Then again, frogs know a thing or two about going green.