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Froggo Fun #118/Froppy Friday - Something Seems off about Froppy today 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
I can't quite put my finger on it though.
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Somehow women are heat resistant 4 comments
*Trying intensities* 7 comments
Frogs in Fiction #14 - The Plague of Frogs (Old Testament) 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
You know I couldn't just pass over this one. The second of the Ten Plagues of Egypt, it's described in Exodus 7:25-8:15, and follows the Plague of Water to Blood, and precedes the Plague of Lice. (The irony is ancient Egyptians considered frogs to be a symbol of fertility, and frogs in general aren't all that dangerous. So, maybe it was like a warning shot from Yahweh or something)
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Somethin' in dem trees 1 comments
The size of this flag flown on a spanish ship at the battle of Trafalgar (1805) 6 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Conspiracy theory: It's all a miniature, and that's actually a cocktail flag.
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Damn dude 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Well, if I understand correctly, the human brain matures at around 26. Basically, that's when the hopeful child brain fully turns into the cynical adult brain. This guy just developed a bit quicker.
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I mean, come on. 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Whaaaa? No way. Next you'll be telling me the little blue robot isn't Metroid.
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Frogs in Fiction #13 - Frog-Rabbit (Harry Potter) 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
The potential result of a misfired Conjuring Spell (i.e. a materialization spell) Somehow, not an ideal sight to see hoping towards you on an Easter morning.
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Froggo Fun #115 - Special Amphibious K9 Unit 2 comments
didly 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Well, hi-diddly-ho, I'll be in your nightmararinos for the next weekarino."
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Frogs in Fiction #12 - Eat that Frog (Idiom) 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Like the title says, it's just an expression, so don't actually do it. It refers to avoiding procrastination, and its origin is attributed to the following Mark Twain quote:
“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”
It's also a book on the same subject by Brian Tracy. (Though the metaphor might not work as well for all people groups)
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“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”
It's also a book on the same subject by Brian Tracy. (Though the metaphor might not work as well for all people groups)
Snek in your boot don't want no boops 5 comments
Frogs in Fiction #11 - Tlaltecuhtli (Aztec Mythology) 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
The terrifying earth goddess worshipped by the Mexica people. Though not a frog per se, she is described as being toad-like with crocodile skin and a gigantic maw filled with sharp teeth which hungers for human flesh. Appearing during the Aztec Fifth Cosmos, she is considered the source of all living things, and thus she must be placated to ensure order in the world. (Kinda like how one must satiate one's strange cravings during pregnancy, or face the wrath of one's life-giving innards)
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Remember when you could go outside on a wednesday my dudes? 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Pepperidge Frog remembers. (I also remember when Wednesday wasn't Sunday)
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Froggo Fren #104 - Sanguine Poison Frog 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Allobates zaparo" - the bloody bamboozler. Found in Ecuador and Peru, this frog likes to pull a sneaky on predators by mimicking a more dangerous species. However, they tend to copy the less poisonous species (the middle one in the pic) rather than the deadliest (the bottom one) It was found that this strategy allows predators to learn to avoid these frogs, rather than outright killing said predators. Basically, these frogs place high emphasis on education. (Froggo am so smrt)
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Froggo Fun #113 - Happy (Orthodox) Easter! 1 comments