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Warning: zombie beetle 23 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yup. Probably comes from the German 'Käfer' (beetle) They're also called Maybugs, but cockchafer sounds funnier.
Froggo Fren #105 - Channing's Toad 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Sclerophrys channingi" - also known by their stage name, Channing Toadam. Found within the Democratic Republic of Congo, they employ a very unique form of Batesian mimicry. When threaten, they will curl up so that their body resembles the head of the deadly Gaboon viper. Not only that, but they can also mimic the viper's hiss to complete the bamboozle. (One of the few instances where throwing a hissy fit can save your life)
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Warning: zombie beetle 23 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's okay. I love them too. I used to see them all time (well, once every 4 years) growing up.
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I rescued this little shrew :3 15 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"The Freeing of the Shrew," an unofficial sequel to William Shakespeare's classic play.
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Warning: zombie beetle 23 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I haven't thought about cockchafers in a long time. This isn't how I expected to be reminded of them.
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You Can only pick one... So A or B 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Either way, I think it's time to unmask a monster.
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Froggo Fun #118/Froppy Friday - Something Seems off about Froppy today 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I can't quite put my finger on it though.
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Somehow women are heat resistant 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Shouldn't have hooked up with a Targaryen.
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*Trying intensities* 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Me too. I often turn blue and go to Mars when stuff like this happens.
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Oh no, another day! 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
[Bear pun] (Sorry, not feeling it today)
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Frogs in Fiction #14 - The Plague of Frogs (Old Testament) 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You know I couldn't just pass over this one. The second of the Ten Plagues of Egypt, it's described in Exodus 7:25-8:15, and follows the Plague of Water to Blood, and precedes the Plague of Lice. (The irony is ancient Egyptians considered frogs to be a symbol of fertility, and frogs in general aren't all that dangerous. So, maybe it was like a warning shot from Yahweh or something)
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Somethin' in dem trees 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Predator X Warhammer 40k: The crossover we need.
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Froggo Fun #117 - "Da frog they doin' over there?" 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
[Insert snarky remark about a current controversy here]
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The size of this flag flown on a spanish ship at the battle of Trafalgar (1805) 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Conspiracy theory: It's all a miniature, and that's actually a cocktail flag.
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Damn dude 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, if I understand correctly, the human brain matures at around 26. Basically, that's when the hopeful child brain fully turns into the cynical adult brain. This guy just developed a bit quicker.
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I mean, come on. 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Whaaaa? No way. Next you'll be telling me the little blue robot isn't Metroid.
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Froggo Fun #116 - Master Toada Training Young Bogwalker 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"What is in that pond?"
"Only what you take with you."
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And I wanna be free 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Nii-san?
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Frogs in Fiction #13 - Frog-Rabbit (Harry Potter) 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The potential result of a misfired Conjuring Spell (i.e. a materialization spell) Somehow, not an ideal sight to see hoping towards you on an Easter morning.
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Froggo Fun #115 - Special Amphibious K9 Unit 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You thought the bamboozle was over. You thought wrong.
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didly 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Well, hi-diddly-ho, I'll be in your nightmararinos for the next weekarino."
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Frogs in Fiction #12 - Eat that Frog (Idiom) 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Like the title says, it's just an expression, so don't actually do it. It refers to avoiding procrastination, and its origin is attributed to the following Mark Twain quote:
“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”
It's also a book on the same subject by Brian Tracy. (Though the metaphor might not work as well for all people groups)
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Snek in your boot don't want no boops 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
There exists an ophidian within my leather footwear.
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Froggo Fun #114 - It's even Getting to Frogs (and Ducks) 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
He can't burst the bubble, otherwise the market will crash.
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Pls share snacc 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The pigeon is wise.
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