Daughter: "Dad, I'm Lesbian."
Dad: "I thought you were American."

"I couldn't think of a more horrible dish if I wanted to. And you have to eat it, you have to or I'll fire you, do you understand?"
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"Ah said put the buns back in the basket."

A bird and a cat? A bat?

I moss inform you that's a Vietnamese mossy frog. Please don't lichen them to something that's diseased.

Is this where the Coffin Dance meme will go if it dies? I don't know, but it seems like a prime contender.
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Just like the Ghanaians, the people of Săpânța, Maramureş county, Romania take a more jovial approach to death. Their graveyard features colorful tombstones and humorous epitaphs. It's believed this is a carry over from the ancient Dacians, who also saw death as a cause for celebration rather than grief.

And then you activate your trap: Weed Out.

"Under my shroombrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my shroombrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh"

Wow, Winx Club, that's pretty obscure. Makes me wonder why Will from W.I.T.C.H. wasn't included though.

It's true, no one wants to admit it, but there in fact people who live in England.

Well, it does dependa-n what kind of person they are.

Truly a song (and meme) that transcends the ages.

Of course you never expected to see one, 'cause they're extinct.

Ooh burn!

Remember to use proper PPE when going outside.

First appearing in Kenneth Grahame's 1908 novel 'The Wind in the Willows,' the eccentric and wealthy master of Toad Hall has since been adapted in quite a few forms of media. Most famous of these is perhaps the 1949 Disney film 'The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad' where he is known as J. Thaddeus Toad, Esquire (pictured) Though generally good-nature and well-meaning, his enthusiasm for new trends (particularly motor cars) tends to often land him in trouble, but ultimately he manages to pull through and set things right. Thus he is considered a prime example of the lovable rogue archetype. (Besides, he gets everything the only way an honest person could)

What about MatPat? He's pretty thin.