Earth: "Babe, it's 4 PM, time for your flattening."
Flat Earther: "Yes honey."
*
Seriously though, stuff like this is just sad.

"I'm sorry. Is this some sort of pheasant post that I'm too pigeon to understand?"

This gives me the sweet warm fuzzies.

Too bad I missed Maid Day. Not mayday, though it is a day in May; the 10th to be exact.

His real name is Yvgeny Bulgolyubov, and yes his accent is just as Russian. Buff Frog appeared as an antagonist in the first season of the magical-girl inspired show 'Star vs. the Forces of Evil.' During the second season though, he adopts a dozen tiny tadpoles and takes on a more helpful role before finally teaming up with Star (the main heroine) for the last two seasons.
Physically imposing but not the best at strategy (though a lot smart than your average monster) he proved himself to be very loyal and dedicated to whatever cause he's serving. And starting with the second season, he's also shown himself to be a caring and loving parent. (Quite fitting since he seems to be based on a bullfrog, and male bullfrogs do look after their young)

Hey now, no need to call people out... but it's true.

To catch möth, you must think like möth.

"Chandler is making his sex face."

They also live illegally in abandoned buildings.

We may laugh at this, but it turns out dinosaurs are still in charge.

If you take snacc,
You must prepare for atacc.

It has returned, the prophecy has been fulfilled.

I guess the ads on those shady anime sites weren't lying.

I know it's horrible to say given how much death and suffering this pandemic has wrought, and my sympathies go out to everyone affected, but so far the lockdown might just be the best thing that's ever happened to me. I may just be evil... Or maybe I just really enjoy not having to be around bothersome people and constantly stressed all the time.