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Frogs in Fiction #22 - Blue Poison (Arknights) 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
One of the playable characters (referred to as 'operators') from the mobile tower defense game Arknights, she is a long range DPS unit in the Sniper class. Though not really a frog herself, she is named after the blue poison dart frog. Though unlike said frog, she uses poisons offensively, coating her arrow in various toxins that she manufactures. Not much is known about her past, but after years of study researchers were able to assemble the pictured anatomical chart. (She may look blue, but she's actually quite friendly when she remembers which antidote vial to carry)
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You forgot the stash again, didn't you 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The Goodfeathers.
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Froggo Fun #142 - "It's okay, man. Don't let it drag you down." 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
They don't. Goats have rectangular irises. If you look closely, you'll see these frogs' are round ones. But to answer your question, flattened irises apparently increase an animal's field of view.
The UK is looking very Orwellian just about now 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Just now...?
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Froggo Fun #142 - "It's okay, man. Don't let it drag you down." 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A little bit of support can go a long, long way.
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This cake is great, it's so delicious and moist 17 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I know at least one user who'd crack.
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Happy Norwegian constitution day to fellow Norwegians here 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Vær så god.
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Happy Norwegian constitution day to fellow Norwegians here 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Glad Grunnlovsdag!
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Happy weekend, b*tches! 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh, it must be a misunderstanding then. I'm glad you're not angry.
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And to me, that looks more like an alien. But yeah, it's a pretty accurate depictions of how I spend my days off.
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Happy weekend, b*tches! 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Did I miss something? I thought you were mad at me.
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Froggo Fun #141 - Identifying Art 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Yup, that's art."
- Frog Art Critic
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1950's Superman Was Woke AF 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Okay then. Well, I guess it's my fault for posting something even tangentially political. 'Didn't mean to trigger anyone, sorry.
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1950's Superman Was Woke AF 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
@under_fire @xvarnah
Nooo, really?? Well, I am shocked, shocked to my very core, I say. It's almost as if this massage has and continues to go unheeded, and people have made next to no progress in this regard in the last 70 years. Looks like you guys are the woke ones.
What's the reason behind this? 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, he doesn't believe mirrors are real, so he probably never uses one.
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Never change HL 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
What's this?
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1950's Superman Was Woke AF 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
This message might seem redundant nowadays since it's common knowledge, especially in the bastion of freedom and diversity that is the United States. But remember that those were different times. It may be difficult to imagine a society were such bigotry and discrimination run rampant, however it just shows how far people have come.
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Snork 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"The doggo featured a droop snoot."
"Droop snoot?"
"The snoot would droop."
"The snoot drooped."
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Somewhere in Vienna, „I'm not a virus" 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Google Translate, do you speak it?... But fine, here you are: "This will go really well. It's well known how tolerant Austrians are."
My existence does not have my consent 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No need to tell me. Though sad might be an understatement.
I hope he isn't holding the map upside down 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I hope you like roundabouts.
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My ideology can beat your ideology's ass 10 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Wow, okay there, generic movie villain.
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Somewhere in Vienna, „I'm not a virus" 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Das wirt sehr gut gehen. Man wisst wie großzügig die Österreicher sind.
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Froggo Fun #140 - Frog Watch 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Dude, what's the time?"
"Lemme check... Yeah, it's 2 croaks 10 ribbits."
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Frogs in Fiction #21 - THE HYPNOTOAD 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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Satan looking at God’s plan for 2020 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Ooh, gurl, you nasty!"
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