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That's the ticket 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
So covering up is the new sexy? I know I've heard that somewhere before...
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Same joke, new meme 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Then you'll even more shocked to know that "gypsy" is not only a misnomer, but also a racial slur.
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At least they were no danger to the elderly 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
*Sigh* To be able to see the past through such rose-tinted glasses. I'm fairly certain that everyone now knows the global elite is comprised of all manner of sexual predators, not just the kind that goes after children.
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Something I felt like. 24 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Oh, I believe it's been sucking since its fourth day. Also, I can't pretend I know what you're going through, nonetheless you have my sympathies. I've only lived through one major flood myself, and it wasn't exactly biblical. Still, at least you (hopefully) don't have to deal with locust swarms as well.
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Guitar Girl 19 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Not gonna lie, I thought for sure this was a bot post. I'm glad it's not. It's a great drawing, my only "critique" is her ankle and foot look a bit weird.
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Froggo Fren #112 - Malagasy Rainbow Frog 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Scaphiophryne gottlebei" - also called the ornate hopper and rainbow burrowing frog. Beauty is pain, as these frogs are well aware. Endemic to the Isalo Massif in Madagascar, they are endangered to due habitat loss and collection for the pet trade. Thankfully, the latter has been made illegal in 2014. Beauty is also fading, as their lifespan is often no more than 2 years. But they take advantage of every moment by rocking out, i.e. hanging out on rocks and cliffs. Also by breeding explosively during the months of November and December. (Just like fireworks, they're colorful, short-fused and they go out with a bang)
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Ycrcf dyvyxtcuv 8 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Oh man, last time I watched the extended Lord of the Rings cut must have been like 8-10 years ago. Fond memories. (By the way, is @infamous like @famousone's nemesis, or bizzaro self?)
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Froggo Fun #158 - Toadback Mountain 2 comments
Fishy Fun Day #15: Special Edition, Clown Frogfish 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Is this meant to represent me? You think I'm funny? Funny like a clown? I amuse you, I make you laugh? Tell me how I'm funny.
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"Won't someone please think of the children?" 11 comments
"Won't someone please think of the children?" 11 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Yeah, it's International Children's Day today. I know people on the internet don't much care for kids (maybe because they've never heard of a celebrity who was in their prime two decades before they were born, or because they like Fortnite) Still, I doubt any of them would want to live in a childless world (à la, say, Children of Men) so let's at least acknowledge that.
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Snek hides in sand 5 comments
Froggo Fun #157 - Happy Pride Month! 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Let's start off with a classic. Now, is there any scientific basis for homosexuality in frogs? Nope. Will that stop me from posting gay frogs? Absolutely nope.
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"What's with this ugly... lost child?" 1 comments
Fishy Fun Day #14: Sunfish @parisqeen 12 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
When a moonfish swims in front of a sunfish, do they cause an eclipse fish?
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Frogs in Fiction #26 - Wart (Nintendo) 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
First appearing as the main antagonist in the 1987 game Yume Koujou: Doki Doki Panic, this cunning cutaneous king controls the world of dreams (Muu World) via the Dream Machine he stole from its denizens. A well-known piece of video game trivia is that this game was re-skinned and repackaged as Super Mario Brothers 2 in 1988. Wart is still the final boss, except the dream world is now called Subcon (get it?) and it's Mario's dream. Interestingly he has also appeared in Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (1993) as an NPC. Apparently, he has a strong dislike for vegetables. (Just another case of green on green discrimination)
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It's not a tale the CHAD council would tell you 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"You are in the Manosphere, but we do not grant you the rank of Thundercock."
Square up, b*tch 4 comments
What song lyrics have you misheard? 9 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Moscow. Enter the hymen store,
Two men are scorched and burned,
Indians are high.
Moscow. Don't worry, Phil is dead.
There lays the door opened,
Kite me a sign.
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Two men are scorched and burned,
Indians are high.
Moscow. Don't worry, Phil is dead.
There lays the door opened,
Kite me a sign.