Right, "for kids." And yet she looks more seductive than either of the other two.

"That damned smile."
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@mr_pigeonwizard, you know what you did.

Such a gay song. Gay as in happy, but also pretty gay.

I think his fly's open.

So covering up is the new sexy? I know I've heard that somewhere before...

*Sigh* To be able to see the past through such rose-tinted glasses. I'm fairly certain that everyone now knows the global elite is comprised of all manner of sexual predators, not just the kind that goes after children.

Oh, I believe it's been sucking since its fourth day. Also, I can't pretend I know what you're going through, nonetheless you have my sympathies. I've only lived through one major flood myself, and it wasn't exactly biblical. Still, at least you (hopefully) don't have to deal with locust swarms as well.

But can you milk them?

Not gonna lie, I thought for sure this was a bot post. I'm glad it's not. It's a great drawing, my only "critique" is her ankle and foot look a bit weird.

"Scaphiophryne gottlebei" - also called the ornate hopper and rainbow burrowing frog. Beauty is pain, as these frogs are well aware. Endemic to the Isalo Massif in Madagascar, they are endangered to due habitat loss and collection for the pet trade. Thankfully, the latter has been made illegal in 2014. Beauty is also fading, as their lifespan is often no more than 2 years. But they take advantage of every moment by rocking out, i.e. hanging out on rocks and cliffs. Also by breeding explosively during the months of November and December. (Just like fireworks, they're colorful, short-fused and they go out with a bang)

Oh man, last time I watched the extended Lord of the Rings cut must have been like 8-10 years ago. Fond memories. (By the way, is @infamous like @famousone's nemesis, or bizzaro self?)

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

Scorpionfish are pretty cool.

Ooh, bloody fool of a Took.

Is this meant to represent me? You think I'm funny? Funny like a clown? I amuse you, I make you laugh? Tell me how I'm funny.

Yeah, it's International Children's Day today. I know people on the internet don't much care for kids (maybe because they've never heard of a celebrity who was in their prime two decades before they were born, or because they like Fortnite) Still, I doubt any of them would want to live in a childless world (à la, say, Children of Men) so let's at least acknowledge that.

I remember this. Definitely in my top 5 cutest snoot boops.

Let's start off with a classic. Now, is there any scientific basis for homosexuality in frogs? Nope. Will that stop me from posting gay frogs? Absolutely nope.

I don't know, but it's got a beak.

When a moonfish swims in front of a sunfish, do they cause an eclipse fish?

Hinata's still hot.