DoggoLingo, 'fren.' (Yeah, there's a name for it)

For a sec I thought the cat was painted on the wall.

If you come within an inch, you get the pinch.

Personally, I like the frog that plays it cool.

Okay, I'm thinking of a very colorful fish. It's like a rainbow, but in fish from. (Ooh, they'll never get this one. *Evil chuckle*)

... or right. It all depends on perspective.

"Hyperolius viridiflavus" - also called the common reed frog. Found primarily in central and eastern Africa, these frogs are not afraid to show their true colors. The females tend to be more colorful than the males. Though during the dry season, their skin does turn white while they aestivate (a kind of reverse hibernation) There is also some evidence of females turning into males after having successfully bred. (Which is all one really needs to transition to a male)

Italian, 'cielo.' (Also the Latin 'caelum' is pretty cool)

Wait, so it wasn't the globalists?

"Gay frogs. Gay frogs everywhere."
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A series of 4 easy-reader children's books published between 1970 and 1979, and written by Arnold Lobel. They chronicle the adventures of two friends, Frog and Toad. Frog is usually cheery and laid-back, while Toad is a bit more rigid but still caring. (Some believe the stories contain gay undertones. But come on. Two guys living together and constantly at each other's side, what's so gay about that?)

Some realms are best left forgotten.

Oh, stop being koi. You know you liked it.

Irish Gaelic, 'prátaí.' (Betcha didn't see that coming) Also, if you want to add potato dishes (including traditional region-specific ones) I'm completely on board.

You can't be making unreasonable demands like that. The cops will think you're crazy and try to put you down.
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Seriously though, stuff like this... it just leaves me speechless...

'Pretty sure his birthday is February 22nd, but it's the thought that counts.