Some people are so inconsiderate.

A children's book about same-sex adoption published on June 19th 2016. It follows a frog couple - Freddy and George (yeah, really) - and their desire to grow a loving family. (While gay frogs are not known to occur in nature, the males of certain species will look after their young. So yes, daddy frogs are real)

French, 'en retard.' (I'm a mature, sophisticated individual)

Even if their enviroment is devoid of pollutants, certain species will change sexes on occasion. I guess they're the OG Rule 63.

IRL Zeus and Roxanne.

Hawaiian, 'paulina'e.' (Good thing Paulina/Pauline isn't that common a name in Hawaii)

What if he was a gay frog agent all along?

It feels weird to inspire something. But I'll join in: 'okeanos.'

Czech, 'hodiny.' I like it 'cause it kinda sounds like 'Houdini.'

This is the original version, first gracing the internet in 2005. The song covered is "What's Going On?" by a band (ironically) called 4 Non Blondes.

Probably best to avoid Facebook either way.

Making out with Pizza the Hut?

Known commonly as Amazonian poison dart frogs (or 'vents' by frog enthusiasts) these spotty and stripy little guys were first described in 1999. Apparently they're quite shy and they mostly keep to themselves (even their call is really quiet) Despite this, they have been observed to do well when in groups. (Like most introverts, they're quite happy to be around others who understand them. So don't color them antisocial)

Basque, 'hamaika' which coincidentally also means 'eleven.' (Really looking forward to the Japanese word as well)

Well, it does look like a job for him. And everybody should just follow him.