"Turtle, please stop breaking my kayak, turtle! It's not even food! Why are you breaking my kayak, turtle?"

Sorry ladies (and gents) he's married.

Korean, 왕 (wang) Once again, I've reached the zenith of good taste.

As with a lot of holidays, different countries have different dates. Though most observe it today, so I'll be going with that.
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Many say fatherhood is life-changing and only those who have experienced it can truly know the world-quaking impact the birth of a child can bring. And unsurprisingly, almost all cultures have honored the paternal side of parenthood throughout the centuries (some would say to a fault) Still, now more than ever do fathers need appreciation and acknowledgement.
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The pic shows an African bullfrog dad who has dug a ditch so his tadpoles can swim to a bigger pond.

Chinese, 冬至 (dōngzhì) Have I mentioned how classy I am?

Some people are so inconsiderate.

A children's book about same-sex adoption published on June 19th 2016. It follows a frog couple - Freddy and George (yeah, really) - and their desire to grow a loving family. (While gay frogs are not known to occur in nature, the males of certain species will look after their young. So yes, daddy frogs are real)

French, 'en retard.' (I'm a mature, sophisticated individual)

Even if their enviroment is devoid of pollutants, certain species will change sexes on occasion. I guess they're the OG Rule 63.

IRL Zeus and Roxanne.

Hawaiian, 'paulina'e.' (Good thing Paulina/Pauline isn't that common a name in Hawaii)

What if he was a gay frog agent all along?

It feels weird to inspire something. But I'll join in: 'okeanos.'

Czech, 'hodiny.' I like it 'cause it kinda sounds like 'Houdini.'

This is the original version, first gracing the internet in 2005. The song covered is "What's Going On?" by a band (ironically) called 4 Non Blondes.