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Froggo Fun #197 - Dapper 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Puttin' on the ritz.
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Froggo Fren #116 - American Bullfrog 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Lithobates catesbeianus" - just as proud as any American. Though their native range is the eastern part of the United States and Canada, they've been introduced to other parts of the world including South America and China. They are often viewed as an invasive species outside their home range. Their name comes from their call, which kind of sounds like a bull groaning or moaning. Despite being North America's biggest frog and notably aggressive when defending their territory, their are a prey item for many animals, including humans. Also, most unfortunately, these are the frogs most commonly dissected in science classes. (These frogs are also a goldmine for 'Murican jokes, but I won't make any today. I hope you guys appreciate my restraint)
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Word Game - Entry 29 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Japanese, 花火 'hanabi.' (Literally 'flower fire')
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Majestic 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oooh, I bet them terrorists and commies are really scared now.
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A smol boi on a big shine 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Frog-summoning ring.
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Yeet 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
For quite a bit, it was believed that when rabbits fought, it was two males. Turns out, it's usually a female fending off a horny male.
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Froggo Fun #196 - Is It Tru, Deau? 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I miss Small Facts Frog.
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Kentucky fried children 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That username is an endless source of concern.
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It is 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
So are you saying you should... combine the two?
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Aww :( 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
UK: "I used to rule the world."
US: "Okay, grandpa."
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Froggo Fun #195/Special - Independence Day (Not the Movie) 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"How do you do, fellow Americans? I, too, am an American. Behold my patriotic attire, as worn by all of our compatriots."
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Sorry, time zones. Just pretend you're in the future.
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Wait, what was that about slavery?...
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It's no surprise that people like to take shots at the US. And to be fair, it not... completely unwarranted. There are many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many things wrong with it.
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But for today let's put that aside and focus on celebrating the American identity. Despite the stereotype for selfishness, the USA is the world's largest provider of foreign aid. Despite people thinking they're stupid, they've been at the forefront of technological advancement for decades. And yes, Hollywood is a cesspit but American cinema is still arguably the most influential in the world. And then there's the whole thing about being the world's only remaining superpower and having the biggest army.
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This is Liger and this is mood. 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Oh my god, it is a liger. It a lion and a tiger."
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It’s as majestic as it is practical, IMO 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
At least he's got a lot of RAM.
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Word Game - Entry 28 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
French, 'engagement.' (Of course, it's pronounced differently from English)
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Veggie Frogs on a Bus 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago 3 · Edited 4 years ago
Throwback to when I kept that one french cat café employee from working 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Even after 80 years, the Germans can't help but mess with the French. (I'm kidding, of course. It's a super adorable gif, and the cat's expressions are pretty funny)
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All hail turtleduck! 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A man is nothing without his tool.
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Fox buns 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You butter believe it.
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Get your mind out of the gutter 26 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No.
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Fox buns 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
At yeast they're fluffy.
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Spice tolerance 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I'd make a joke about Lum Invader, but I doubt anyone knows who that is.
On a day like today 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Beggars can't be choosers.
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All hail turtleduck! 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I know, I was talking about real ducks.
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