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Hippity hoppity

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So Boys, How Have You Spent Your Quarantine? 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ah cooking, what a nice and wholesome activity.
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This just passed my condo. Aparently some mystery was just solved 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Geez gang, it looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines, and then dumped the body in the river."
"Jinkies, what a mystery."
"Roh ruck!"
"You said it, Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch."
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Pit can't read 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Palutena, the Goddess of Light and Ara Ara.
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Time to wash my .... Frogs 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A clean frog is a happy frog.
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Froggo Fun #198 - When Your Ride's Fishy AF but You Gotta Get Home 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't worry, that's a cuddle-fish.
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Tammy don’t be gross... - Bird Person, definitely 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
What a strange-sounding dish.
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Let the Potato Rest 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Those guys look more like powdered dumplings to me. But yes, they're super adorable and squeaky.
Frogs in Fiction #31 - Dat Boi (Internet Meme) 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Here come dat shit. O boi whaddap!
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The original gif is said to have been created by Josh Doohen, a designer for the clip art website Animation Factory. Before rising to meme status, the still image was used in "AP Physics 1 Essentials," a textbook published in 2013. It began to garner attention on Tumblr in 2015, before taking to Twitter in 2016. Its most noteworthy (and perhaps cringiest) use was by Hillary Clinton in one of her 2016 presidential campaign ads: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUSIBAtQ_J0
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(Needless to say, people did not Pokémon Go for it)
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Let the Potato Rest 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
They probably mean a Budgett's frog. And yeah, you should definitely let them rest, my dudes.
Slorp 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Have I mentioned how much I love these little poems? I have? Well, I'll friggin' do it again.
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Word Game - Final Entry 10 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's okay. If you've enjoyed it, then you've done your share of participation.
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In response to a recent post: Damned if you do, Damned if you don't 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You make a good argument.
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Word Game - Final Entry 10 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Japanese, 'sayonara.' (Its meaning is closer to 'farewell.' Basically, it's something you say when you don't expect to see the person/thing again)
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Not a kid of culture 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Gumball.
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Happy B-day America! 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Shoulda listened to dad.
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In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"I shall fetch a rug, sir."
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It's funny because she's fat 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
This is why sharks don't attack whales.
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Froggo Fun #197 - Dapper 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
For extra adorableness. That, and that's what frogs do when they breathe. It's similar to how your chest rises and falls.
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Let the Potato Rest 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
At least it's a hot potato.
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Froggo Fun #197 - Dapper 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Puttin' on the ritz.
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Froggo Fren #116 - American Bullfrog 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Lithobates catesbeianus" - just as proud as any American. Though their native range is the eastern part of the United States and Canada, they've been introduced to other parts of the world including South America and China. They are often viewed as an invasive species outside their home range. Their name comes from their call, which kind of sounds like a bull groaning or moaning. Despite being North America's biggest frog and notably aggressive when defending their territory, their are a prey item for many animals, including humans. Also, most unfortunately, these are the frogs most commonly dissected in science classes. (These frogs are also a goldmine for 'Murican jokes, but I won't make any today. I hope you guys appreciate my restraint)
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Word Game - Entry 29 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Japanese, 花火 'hanabi.' (Literally 'flower fire')
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Majestic 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oooh, I bet them terrorists and commies are really scared now.
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A smol boi on a big shine 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Frog-summoning ring.
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Yeet 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
For quite a bit, it was believed that when rabbits fought, it was two males. Turns out, it's usually a female fending off a horny male.
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