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Daily dose of bad wisdom #5 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
This is already happening (whether consensual or otherwise)
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What kind of cat is this? 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That's alright. I think this gif's an artifact as it were. It's probably been around much longer than that.
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It's been a while 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"This never happens to me, I swear. I was just tired, and you're so beautiful and..."
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What kind of cat is this? 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That's right. I'm very sorry, captain, but you brought this on yourself. Now I must... point out that I've already posted this: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/560143/froggo-fun-30-dont-heck-with-the-froggo/
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Still, I'm always happy to see it again.
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A translucent frog 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago 4 · Edited 4 years ago
Froggo Fun #201 - Checkmate, Flat Earthers! 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Wait, it's all a frog?"
"Always has been." *Ribbit*
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Video version here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4A6lmdymFE
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Heady lucid promulgated Yak 13 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Just do a bit of research. Norse mythology is pretty extensive, and it's been widely studied. Of the top of my head, here's a few titles: "Fields of Surtr," "Howl of Fenrir," "Death of Baldur," and "The Shattered Runestone."
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Froggo Fren #117 - Pool Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Pelophylax lessonae" - here's a little lessonae in froggery. Found primarily in the UK, Norway and Sweden, these frogs know how to keep cool and get the cue ball in the side pocket. Though not endangered, their populations are declining and they are protected in England. Interestingly they are capable of producing the fertile hybrid species "Pelophylax kl. esculentus" (common water frog) by mating with marsh frogs (Pelophylax ridibundus) It's assumed that the two species marsh be pooling their resources for the common water good.
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Anon searches for h*ntai 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The realm of hentai is not for the weak willy-ed.
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it do be like dat 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Aww thank you so much Mia. You're very sweet. Your posts and kind comments make people's day better, too. :3
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This might be tiny but its worth sharing. Yay frogs! 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I believe @grimreaper posted something similar a while back. I'm glad Frog Tarot is a thing. I also find it funny that Temperance has a bottle of vodka (I guess if it lands upside down, you fail the temperance test)
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Anon unlocked a fetish 22 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I guess I should have specified it was a kiss on the cheek.
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Froggo Fun #200 - So. Many. Froggos 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Quite the milestone. Honestly, I thought I would have quit a long time ago. And I probably would have if it weren't for all the positive feedback. I'm aware that my frog posts can't really solve anyone's problems, or change anyone's life. But, if they make someone's day a bit brighter, they already exceed my expectations.
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Anon unlocked a fetish 22 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I don't have any sisters and I got exactly one girl cousin, so... Although I do remember kissing her under the mistletoe one time.
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I'm a lurker, so here's a post 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Wait, a lurker posted? B:)
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Chips are more important than I realized 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Sounds like the chips are down.
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This Seems Relevant Once More 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yeah, Electric Avenue is a real street in South London, next to Brixton Underground Station (https://www.google.com/maps/place/Electric+Ave,+Brixton,+London/@51.)
The song evokes the Brixton Riot of 1981.
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Fog covering a field on my way to school 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Fairly certain it says 'fog,' not 'frog.' But that is nice fog.
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There is room for you here 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Aww thank you. *hugs back*
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Frog Donuts Frog Donuts Frog Donuts Bag Of Bugs 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Deez nuts.
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Germania at Watch on the Rhine by Lorenz Clasen (1860) 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Wo zur Hölle sind denen verdammten Römer?"
- Germania, probably
Frog Donuts Frog Donuts Frog Donuts Bag Of Bugs 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Frog donuts.
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Froggo Fun #199 - Polite Boi 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
His mom didn't raise him to be rude. (His mom most likely didn't raise him at all, actually)
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So Girls, How Have You Spent YOUR Quarantine? 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Wha? Of couwse I don't know. I'm just an innocent wittle fwoggo. *Notices your bean* OwO That's that?
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So Girls, How Have You Spent YOUR Quarantine? 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No bulli smol bean.
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