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Froggo Fun #211 - "Onward, Sir Hoppers, there is froggery to spread" 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I don't know why they think the toad is a pac-mule.
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Fishy Fun Day #55: Megalodon @SuperDave 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ultimate chomp.
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France & england 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Je ne suis pas ton croissant, mon amis.
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Kindly alleged strange Kingfisher 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Ne, sensei wa kimi wo takusanna yarashi mono oshieteageru."
Frogs in Fiction #32 - Glenn/Frog (Chrono Trigger) 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yup. I was thinking of using a gif from the anime, but this one really drew my attention.
Frogs in Fiction #32 - Glenn/Frog (Chrono Trigger) 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"To show you the power of the Masamune." *SLASH* "I cut this mountain in half."
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One of the playable characters in the 1995 hit role-playing game Chrono Trigger, Frog wasn't always so froggy. Initially, he was a human called Glenn who squired for a knight called Cyrus. But after a fateful encounter with a mage called Magus (yeah, I know) and a demon called Ozzie (no, not Osbourne) Cyrus was killed, and Glenn was turned into a frog. He spent decades languishing in sorrow until the hero Crono restored and gave him the legendary sword Masamune. While primarily a melee fighter, Frog's magic element is Water and he can be taught water-based spells. (And yes, he hops instead of walking)
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Froggo Fun #210 - 'Guess It's not just the Snakes 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That boot was made for froggin'.
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Fishy Fun Day #53: Storytime Edition 13 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Frog robots do exist. They're not especially scary.
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Fishy Fun Day #53: Storytime Edition 13 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Those weren't really fish, were they? And I don't know what kind of person your dad was but personally I can't think of anything more soothing than gentle frog ribbits.
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AAAAaaaaaaa 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, I'd like to thank my friends, family and Ms. Terwilliger who said I'd never amount to anything. And of course I'll be donating some of my internet to those in need.
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AAAAaaaaaaa 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Sounds like they got you pegged.
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Froggo Fun #209/Froppy Friday - The Real Heroes 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
By that I mean the people who drew this. I don't know why they decided to focus on Mineta, but I'm just glad they included Froppy as well.
A froggy meal 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Alright, but you'll be on diaper duty.
A froggy meal 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And that's why you actually shouldn't eat frogs.
What is it? 17 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
@mialinay @demryn
Don't worry about it.
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And really? There's actually a German drink called Ficken? Yeah, I never heard of it. I do know of a French drink called Pussy though. I wonder what happens if you mix the two together.
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This is my life now 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Sounds good. I'm already green... with envy.
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This is awful, 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago 1 · Edited 4 years ago
This is my life now 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Welp, I'm officially jealous. (Just make sure no gay rednecks try to murder you)
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What is it? 17 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yes, but I was referring to 'fick' as in 'ficken.' Oh well, I guess it's not funny if I have to explain it.
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What is it? 17 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's a fick. (And now, we await the Germans)
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Run for your life 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"I defy you, heart-man!"
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This is what sand looks like magnified 300 times 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Ah, it seems I'm not the only one who thinks gemstones look delicious.
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Froggo Fun #208 - Amber Alert 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't worry, they just swallowed a firefly.
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Groundbreaking Inventions 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Who ever came up with this joke should be spade.
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Skirts it is, boys 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
This skirts the line between brilliance and madladery.
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