Dicksexia is a serious affection.

Last Christmas I gave my ding
But the very next day you ram bra ba bim
This year, to save from dran drra
I'll give it to someone crazy.

I'll bet the Padorus are the real reason the site crashed. Understandable, few can sustain their awesome might.

Well, they're not perfect but they do treat humans more humanely than humans do.

Who's in the booox?? Who's in the damn booox?!
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Honestly, I don't know. If you recongnize her feel free to comment her name.

He began to suspect he was adopted when he realized he didn't have pointy ears... or any external ears for that matter.

Wow, I remember seeing that illustration of a polar bear lair in an old nature magazine when I was a kid.

It depends on how much blood they take at a time. If it's 1 liter (0.22 gallons) or less, you should be fine.

I recognize the symbols for "small" "grass" and "rest." So the translation might not be too far off.

My work here is done. *Cape whooshes away*

It's speculated that the Christmas truce of 1914 might have never happened without the intervention of a brave Padoru who brought the sides together.

Is it arrogant to post... myself? Maybe, but Imma do it. Though Poliwrath is my absolute favorite Pokémon, I feel like Politoed fits my username better. Besides, I already did a Poliwrath post long ago: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/570151/frogs-in-fiction-6-poliwrath-pokmon/
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This was a really fun series to do. I'm glad people liked and, dare I say, that it made more than a few of you happy.
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I apologize to those who didn't get an entry but I will still be open to requests if you really want one. Unless that happens though or unless other special occasions arise, this will the final entry for the time being.

Death god, huh? Is that what it's supposed to be, or it is a moniker you use? Either way it looks cool.

That or someone spiked his nog.

Technically not true. *Cough* *Cough* Elon Musk.

Every year, hundreds of Padorus overdose on eggnog and other holiday drinks. Together we can stop this.
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This particular artwork was used by Youtuber senzawa. It's based on Kuina Natsukawa (aka the "Is that lunch?" girl) from Hinako Note.

Why would you post this? ;_;