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Hippity hoppity

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Froggo Fun #349 - When You Find the Guy Who Made You Break Your Resolutions 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Our battle will be legendary.
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Headpats Day 5 - Teaching a Robot to Feel Love 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's a dangerous endeavor, but one that's worth the risk.
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Froggo Fun #348 - 5 Days into Resolutions and Chill and He Gives You This Look 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi?"
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The difference is that I dont want to fuk vtubers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Some of the HoloEN girls did that. It went about as well as you might think.
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The difference is that I dont want to fuk vtubers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I don't know. Do Muppets livestream video games? Actually, that might be really entertaining. I'd love to see Kermit play "Among Us" with voice chat.
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Headpats Day 4 - "Cats and Dogs Living Together. Mass Hysteria." 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If this is not pure chaos, I don't know what is.
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Internet has ruined me. 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
True. But this did make me smile.
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Froggo Fun #347 - Listen to Frog, for Frog Is Wise 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You matter, I matter. Everything matter, really. Except energy, and spacetime, and anti-matter.
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Gay lol 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That IS the law of equivalent exchange.
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Gay lol 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The funny thing is the girl in the pic (Rin) does wear that in battle.
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Headpats Day 3 - Infinite Energy Source 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, thank you. I feel my energy renewed.
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Headpats Day 3 - Infinite Energy Source 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Clean and renewable. Wind and water energy have nothing on it.
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Froggo Fun #346 - "I keeps New Year's resolutions." 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I hope things will work out for him.
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Headpats Day 2 - Double Headpats 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Is it too much power for one man to have? Dare we play God in this way?
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milkers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Okay. So, Abigail Shapiro is Ben Shapiro's younger sister (yes, that Ben Shapiro). A while back she posted a vid of herself singing. And people on 4chan (who would've guessed?) started making sexual and antisemitic comments on it. One stand-out example is "Khazar milkers." This spread to be comment section of the Youtube vid as well.
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The implication of this post is that Abigail is on the run from Nazis (Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds, in this case) and that Ben Shapiro is hiding her and using her for her milk.
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milkers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's not that. But it does have to do with her breasts. It also has to do with antisemitism. Are you sure you wanna know?
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milkers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I did some research so I could get this joke. I wish I hadn't...
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Thanks uncle sam 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
He's used to represent the US as a whole. US, Uncle Sam. Just like the Union Jack presents the UK. On that note, they might wanna change it to Union Kent or something.
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Froggo Fun #345 - Plump Frog Celebrates New Year 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Their resolution is to convince people that they're not an actual tomato.
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Headpats Day 1 - You Made It through 2020. Well Done! 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm sorry to hear that. My condolences. At least they passed away peacefully, right?
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Happy Valentine’s Day 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, Valentine's Day is about love. I'm guessing that includes familial love.
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The eye of the Red-eyed tree frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Climbing up, back in the trees
Did my mlems, ate some beetles
Hopped the distance, now I'm back on four feet
Just a frog and his will to ribbit
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It's the eye of the froggo
It's the thrill of the leap
Climbing up to top of the canopy
And the last known tree froggo
Stalks his prey while they sleep
And he's watching you all with the eye of the froggo.
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Amusingmatter 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When you perform addition once using only an odd primary number, what might the end result be?
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Nice try Mr. Spy 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. I wonder where my glove will go.
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Nice try Mr. Spy 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
We shall see. *Preps rubber glove*
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