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Hippity hoppity

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Froggo Fun #351/Froppy Friday - Not All Heroes Wear Capes 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Some wear green, and offer you hugs when you need them.
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Headpats Day 7 - Paaat ooon Meee 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Pat on me.
Paaat myyy heeead.
Pat on me.
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Froggo Fun #350 - This Speaks to Me 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
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Headpats Day 6 - Denied 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Melon bread > pats, as it turns out.
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/V/irgin likes Star Fox 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Good choice.
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Pancake on a Rabbit 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Rabbit? That's a smeerp wearing a jackflappen, the traditional headwear of his people.
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Froggo Fun #349 - When You Find the Guy Who Made You Break Your Resolutions 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Our battle will be legendary.
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Headpats Day 5 - Teaching a Robot to Feel Love 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's a dangerous endeavor, but one that's worth the risk.
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Froggo Fun #348 - 5 Days into Resolutions and Chill and He Gives You This Look 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi?"
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The difference is that I dont want to fuk vtubers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Some of the HoloEN girls did that. It went about as well as you might think.
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The difference is that I dont want to fuk vtubers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I don't know. Do Muppets livestream video games? Actually, that might be really entertaining. I'd love to see Kermit play "Among Us" with voice chat.
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Headpats Day 4 - "Cats and Dogs Living Together. Mass Hysteria." 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If this is not pure chaos, I don't know what is.
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Internet has ruined me. 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
True. But this did make me smile.
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Froggo Fun #347 - Listen to Frog, for Frog Is Wise 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You matter, I matter. Everything matter, really. Except energy, and spacetime, and anti-matter.
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Gay lol 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That IS the law of equivalent exchange.
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Gay lol 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The funny thing is the girl in the pic (Rin) does wear that in battle.
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Headpats Day 3 - Infinite Energy Source 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, thank you. I feel my energy renewed.
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Headpats Day 3 - Infinite Energy Source 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Clean and renewable. Wind and water energy have nothing on it.
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Froggo Fun #346 - "I keeps New Year's resolutions." 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I hope things will work out for him.
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Headpats Day 2 - Double Headpats 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Is it too much power for one man to have? Dare we play God in this way?
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milkers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Okay. So, Abigail Shapiro is Ben Shapiro's younger sister (yes, that Ben Shapiro). A while back she posted a vid of herself singing. And people on 4chan (who would've guessed?) started making sexual and antisemitic comments on it. One stand-out example is "Khazar milkers." This spread to be comment section of the Youtube vid as well.
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The implication of this post is that Abigail is on the run from Nazis (Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds, in this case) and that Ben Shapiro is hiding her and using her for her milk.
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milkers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's not that. But it does have to do with her breasts. It also has to do with antisemitism. Are you sure you wanna know?
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milkers 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I did some research so I could get this joke. I wish I hadn't...
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Thanks uncle sam 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
He's used to represent the US as a whole. US, Uncle Sam. Just like the Union Jack presents the UK. On that note, they might wanna change it to Union Kent or something.
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Froggo Fun #345 - Plump Frog Celebrates New Year 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Their resolution is to convince people that they're not an actual tomato.
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