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A lizard seen sleeping in a rose. Photo by Megan Hixson 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Kinda reminds me of Gex.
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Froggo Fun #354 - Go Spaghet 'em, Champ! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You, too, can cook a pasta meal.
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HOP 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If he hop, I mlem.
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Headpats Day 10 - Remember to Practise Self-Love 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself (to yourself).
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Froggo Fun #353 - *Squish* 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
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Rolling doubles [oc] 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In most countries anyway.
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Cracking Open A Cold One 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I thought it wouldn't be chill of me to point out that the iceberg is literally the cold one. But then I realized it might be a good icebreaker.
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Headpats Day 9 - Can't Get Enough 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Cat: *Doesn't want pats*
Hooman: *Stops patting cat*
Cat:
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Nice 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh okay.
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You see it, don't you? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Melvin, Melvin,
Brother of the Joker.
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Nice 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
'Tis a meme. Behold, I bequeath thee some context:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/lamar-roasts-franklin
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Froggo (not so) Fun #352 - Looking at Recent Events Like 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"You seein' this stuff, hooman?"
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We're witnessing history, frens 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Twitch banned the Pogchamp emote, because the guy (Gigguk) whose face was used on it voiced support on Twitter for the riot that went down in Washington D.C. on Wednesday.
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We're witnessing history, frens 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I guess he wasn't their little pogchamp after all.
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Damnit, Q! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, but it's also the name of a character (and entire species, the Q Continuum) in the Star Trek universe.
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Headpats Day 8 - AIs Like Them too 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Coincidentally, 'ai' (pronounced 'ah-ee') means 'love' in Japanese.
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Local Bog Friend Does Not Appreciate Being Befriended 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Put me back of sleep.
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Local Bog Friend Does Not Appreciate Being Befriended 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's true. I guess I get my punctuation gets mixed up when my naps get interrupted.
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Local Bog Friend Does Not Appreciate Being Befriended 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Sounds like a hyphen-reaction.
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Local Bog Friend Does Not Appreciate Being Befriended 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
My name has a hyphen, madam.
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The US gotta calm the f down 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I turn off the news for a few days, and they go and do this. I want to be cynical. I want to detach myself from this and joke about it. But this is just sad.
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Froggo Fun #351/Froppy Friday - Not All Heroes Wear Capes 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Some wear green, and offer you hugs when you need them.
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Headpats Day 7 - Paaat ooon Meee 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Pat on me.
Paaat myyy heeead.
Pat on me.
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Froggo Fun #350 - This Speaks to Me 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
a
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Headpats Day 6 - Denied 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Melon bread > pats, as it turns out.
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