For those who speak the respective languages, are they accurate? (I know English and Japanese are.) Also, feel free to contribute a language if it's not already there. (And do the the Thai frogs also go "Gangnam Style"?)

Who could say no to that face?

Kinda reminds me of Gex.

You, too, can cook a pasta meal.

If he hop, I mlem.

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself (to yourself).

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

I thought it wouldn't be chill of me to point out that the iceberg is literally the cold one. But then I realized it might be a good icebreaker.

Cat: *Doesn't want pats*
Hooman: *Stops patting cat*
Cat:

Melvin, Melvin,
Brother of the Joker.

"You seein' this stuff, hooman?"

I guess he wasn't their little pogchamp after all.

Coincidentally, 'ai' (pronounced 'ah-ee') means 'love' in Japanese.

I turn off the news for a few days, and they go and do this. I want to be cynical. I want to detach myself from this and joke about it. But this is just sad.