Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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Your parents when you think “I wish I had never been born” 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, life is far worse than a mere annoyance.
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Froggo Fun #372/Froppy Friday - Even Heroes Have a Hard Time Getting Up in the Morning 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or maybe she's coming out of hibernation.
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Headpats Day 28 - Hey King, Have Some Cat-Pats, 'Cause You're Epic 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or Queen... It works for queens, too.
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Literal animals 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, "hippopotamus" does mean "river horse" in Latin. And, (un)surprisingly the German names for "bat" (Fledermaus) and "turtle" (Schildkröte) also mean the same thing as they do in Swedish.
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Froggo Fun #371 - They Live in a Society, too 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Cause this is what it does. It appeals to, like, the frog fantasy."
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I promise you’ll be disappointed, generally 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, even if you wanted to, it might prove rather difficult given that Czechoslovakia no longer exists. I hear Poland is still available though.
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Headpats Day 27 - Prickly Pair 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Never let pricks prevent your pats.
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Headpats Day 26 - Pika-pats 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Pi-Pikaaa~ Pikachuuu~"
- Pikachu
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Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They don't? That is an interesting little detail.
Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Did you happen to check when it was uploaded, too?
Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
This was shared by @catfluff on the Funsub Discord. Thank you once again for this really cute vid.
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A Nice Little Mythology Map 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's pretty cool.
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Froggo Fun #369 - Let Nun Survive 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If you fatshame for fun, you get the nun with the gun.
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Shoe dog 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And a very cute one to boot.
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A Nice Little Mythology Map 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yup, and I heard that giant do be Wrekin stuff.
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Also, if I may ask, did you ever find any fossils?
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A Nice Little Mythology Map 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I wonder how many of these @mr_pigeonwizard is gonna post.
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Headpats Day 25 - I Believe I Could 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
A cat(girl) is fine too.
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Froggo Fun #368 - You Just Have to Lower Your Resolution 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If that doesn't work, try a better graphics card.
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Headpats Day 24 - Fox Gets Royal Treatment 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I don't know what the fox would say, but I guess they'd be pretty happy.
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Caught Green Handed 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
A world where the hoomans don't eat frogs. That's why that dollar will go to NIFTY (No Ingest Froggos Thank You). But I know that may be just a pipe dream. So for the time being, pizza would also be nice.
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Caught Green Handed 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wait, how is donating a mistake? Unless of course you're implying that I'm donating to... less than reputable organizations.
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Froggo Fun #367 - Sometimes, It Comes Down to the Wire 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Crud! He was an undercover cop, and he was wearing a wire.
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Froggo Fun #367 - Sometimes, It Comes Down to the Wire 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Can you guess what this frog's favorite TV show is?... That's right: American Gladiator.
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Perplexed regular impulsive Reindeer 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Radah schewpid, innit?
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Headpats Day 23 - Wanna See My Funny Bunny? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Always take good care of your buns. And remember, never pat someone else's buns without permission.
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